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1 Liners!!!; funny 1 liners
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Spartin 115	Jan 10 2008, 11:50 AM Post #1
Newbie Posts: 16 Group: Restricted Member #114 Joined: January 10, 2008	I want you guys to post as many 1 liners as possible!!!
	Yay, im getting ready for my summer hybernation.


Mop it up	Jan 10 2008, 12:12 PM Post #2
Forum Urban Legend Posts: 5,802 Group: Staff (Ret.) Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	"There was a buy two, get one free sale going on at the store. I only wanted one, so I took the free one." "To start press any key. Where's the any key? There doesn't seem to be any any key. All this computer talk is making me thirty, I think I'll order a Tab. Oh, no time for that now, the computer's starting." –Homer "Wanted: 18-year-old waitress with 20 years experience." "Chick accuses male co-workers of sexism." "Meeting on Open Meetings closed." "Please do not find me guilty of the crimes I have committed." "I had a fire drill once, but I exchanged it for an electric drill because it's safer." "When I take a shower, it smells like someone's smoking meat." "A penny saved... is not much." "Good things come in pairs... especially if they're pants." "What goes around comes around... so stop throwing that boomerang and pick up a Frisbee!" “Defenestration: The only humane form of execution.” “Negative Reinforcement: Where self-improvement stops being optional.” "The darker the mop, the more it's been used." "Your entry is contains an error."



Deku Link	Jan 10 2008, 01:12 PM Post #3
Senior Member Posts: 627 Group: Restricted Member #54 Joined: December 18, 2006	I Love the Smell of naplam in the morning.



Matt	Jan 10 2008, 03:21 PM Post #4
Kick, Punch, It's all in the mind Posts: 2,532 Group: Legendary Member #55 Joined: January 3, 2007	say hello to my little friend try guess what movie. its a bit easy



Spartin 115	Jan 10 2008, 04:41 PM Post #5
Newbie Posts: 16 Group: Restricted Member #114 Joined: January 10, 2008	I shot a elephant in my pajama's last night, what he was doing in my pajama's ill never know?
	Yay, im getting ready for my summer hybernation.


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