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Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2008, 07:24 PM (543 Views)
Deleted User	Apr 5 2008, 07:24 PM Post #1
Deleted User	My doner kebab pizza. This is a delicacy which is only available at 2am from good kebab retailers. Mmmm... Who's jealous? And how close to a heart attack will I be if I finish it?
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Ragedy	Apr 5 2008, 07:29 PM Post #2
Veteran Posts: 1,021 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: May 4, 2006	That looks disgusting...



Mop it up	Apr 5 2008, 07:30 PM Post #3
Forum Urban Legend Posts: 5,802 Group: Staff (Ret.) Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	I think I just vomited into my mouth a little. Seriously, that thing is a beast of a pizza. I don't even know if I could down a slice of that, let alone the whole pie. By the way, I thought a kebab was meat and vegetables on a stick...



Mr.378	Apr 5 2008, 07:33 PM Post #4
The Fallen Hero Posts: 1,045 Group: Members Member #93 Joined: July 8, 2007	Well alxbly, I hope you enjoy that .



dagoss	Apr 5 2008, 07:33 PM Post #5
Smarty Pants Posts: 2,884 Group: Senior Members Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	Mop_it_up Apr 5 2008, 08:30 PM By the way, I thought a kebab was meat and vegetables on a stick... So did I. That object in the above picture is offensive to all of my senses. It's very existence in the world fills me with dread.



Mop it up	Apr 5 2008, 07:36 PM Post #6
Forum Urban Legend Posts: 5,802 Group: Staff (Ret.) Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	You know who'd really enjoy that pizza?:



dataDyne	Apr 5 2008, 07:39 PM Post #7
Forum Dinosaur! Posts: 4,137 Group: Senior Members Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	That is really something. Sure, it's a fattening, greasy, repulsive beast of a meal, but there's a simple beauty to it. Only in Scotland.
	Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843


Deleted User	Apr 5 2008, 08:23 PM Post #8
Deleted User	dataDyne Apr 6 2008, 02:39 AM Only in Scotland. Oh yes! Mop_it_up @ Apr 5 2008 08:30 PM By the way, I thought a kebab was meat and vegetables on a stick... Doner kebab meat is meat on a stick. A big lump of spicy meat and they take slices off it to put in pita breads and, very occasionally, in pizzas. Check: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_kebab
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Arch Evil	Apr 5 2008, 08:24 PM Post #9
Occasional Forum Lurker Posts: 891 Group: Senior Members Member #124 Joined: February 15, 2008	Looks to me that pizza didn't die THAT long ago



dataDyne	Apr 5 2008, 08:29 PM Post #10
Forum Dinosaur! Posts: 4,137 Group: Senior Members Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	If I'm ever in Scotland, I'll make it a point to try one of those. Sure, I could make one myself, but it just wouldn't be the same. I wish I could buy one somewhere. I'm a seasoned pro at 1am side-of-the-road kebabs, but I'm yet to see a kebab pizza.
	Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843


Mop it up	Apr 5 2008, 08:38 PM Post #11
Forum Urban Legend Posts: 5,802 Group: Staff (Ret.) Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	alxbly Apr 5 2008, 10:23 PM Doner kebab meat is meat on a stick. I didn't know there were different types of kebab. The kind I was thinking of is shish kebab. Quote: A big lump of spicy meat and they take slices off it to put in pita breads and, very occasionally, in pizzas. We have those here, they're called gyros, or if the meat's on a pizza, it's called a gyro pizza. Weird, huh? Why can't names be universal?



Deleted User	Apr 5 2008, 08:42 PM Post #12
Deleted User	Although the doner meat pizza is killer heart attack stuff, the place I get the pizza from is just great. They make Lebanese food (Falafel and other yummy stuff) and their pizzas are amazing. I dunno what herbs they put in but it's not like anything else I've tasted... and I mean that in a good way. Quote: We have those here, they're called gyros, or if the meat's on a pizza, it's called a gyro pizza. Weird, huh? Why can't names be universal? It also gets called Shawerma. It originates in Turkey, apparently (although I didn't know that until I looked at Wikipedia...)
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StYoung	Apr 6 2008, 07:27 PM Post #13
Elite Posts: 2,734 Group: God Member #17 Joined: July 13, 2006	I had a really awesome white pizza earlier, with onions and tomatoes on it. Next time I'm going to ask for broccoli instead of the onions, though. It was from this place called Mellow Mushrooms, which is an awesome stoner-esque kind of pizza place. Tons of album jackets on all the walls, random paintings (suck as a Hunter S. Thompson spuff with mushrooms), and old rock music. The back of the employees shirts has the Zeppelin angel guy on it. It's pretty much heaven. And alxbly, that is a terrible pizza.
	dagoss,Nov 17 2007 05:13 PM OMG, this is the best topic ever made.� I nominate Steve for God!


Deleted User	Apr 6 2008, 07:41 PM Post #14
Deleted User	StYoung Apr 7 2008, 02:27 AM And alxbly, that is a terrible pizza. You didn't taste it so you can't know. It does look terrible though.
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StYoung	Apr 6 2008, 07:53 PM Post #15
Elite Posts: 2,734 Group: God Member #17 Joined: July 13, 2006	Being a vegetarian for the past 13+ years, I can say that your pizza is terrible without tasting it.
	dagoss,Nov 17 2007 05:13 PM OMG, this is the best topic ever made.� I nominate Steve for God!


Deleted User	Apr 6 2008, 08:38 PM Post #16
Deleted User	StYoung Apr 7 2008, 02:27 AM I had a really awesome white pizza earlier, with onions and tomatoes on it. That's half a pizza. Let me put some doner meat on that for you.
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StYoung	Apr 6 2008, 08:41 PM Post #17
Elite Posts: 2,734 Group: God Member #17 Joined: July 13, 2006	alxbly Apr 6 2008, 09:38 PM That's half a pizza. Let me put some doner meat on that for you. Puts pizza behind back and throws tofu at alxbly/'s evil meat.
	dagoss,Nov 17 2007 05:13 PM OMG, this is the best topic ever made.� I nominate Steve for God!


dataDyne	Apr 7 2008, 01:17 AM Post #18
Forum Dinosaur! Posts: 4,137 Group: Senior Members Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	StYoung Apr 6 2008, 07:27 PM And alxbly, that is a terrible pizza. Blasphemy! Repulsive or not, it's a Doner Kebab on a pizza. That automatically elevates it to a whole new level of awesomeness.
	Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843


Arch Evil	Apr 7 2008, 03:45 PM Post #19
Occasional Forum Lurker Posts: 891 Group: Senior Members Member #124 Joined: February 15, 2008	I'm having a hard time putting them both together, actually Pizza = awesomeness B) Doner = awesomeness B) Pizza + doner = what would happen?



Matt	Apr 7 2008, 03:53 PM Post #20
Kick, Punch, It's all in the mind Posts: 2,532 Group: Legendary Member #55 Joined: January 3, 2007	alxbly theres a chipshop near me that does these. the kebabs only small balls though. there ok i suppose but i dont want to die of a heart attack.



dataDyne	Apr 7 2008, 06:29 PM Post #21
Forum Dinosaur! Posts: 4,137 Group: Senior Members Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	Arch Evil Apr 7 2008, 03:45 PM Pizza + doner = what would happen? Instant, pleasurable death.
	Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843


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