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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 18 2008, 11:09 PM (854 Views) | |
| Rapueda (retired) | Sep 18 2008, 11:09 PM Post #1 |
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So it was my senior year of high school. I had recently turned 18, so I decided to go to a local pornography store to, uh, just look around... and I locked my keys in my car. So I had to call my dad and he had to drive there to the porn shop with a set of spare keys. That was just a wee bit awkward...  Ok, your turn. 
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| The Red Shadow | Sep 20 2008, 12:47 AM Post #2 |
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Nice! Yeah, awkward is a good word for that one, Rapueda.
 Um, the first story that came to my mind takes me back to my Boy Scout days. I was living in Montana and there was this gigantic Scout camping trip in the mountains. We were all gonna be camping in tents for a few days and there would be different activities going on here and there. The only bathroom facilities we had were several outhouses stationed around the campsite. Before one particular assembly of all the scouts, I had needed to visit the 'facilities' and had somehow managed to, uh, pee on the front of my pants.  Knowing that I had to go to this large assembly of the other scouts, I was freaking out and ended up hiding in the outhouse for about 20 minutes waiting for the stain to dry. It wasn't happening quick enough and finally I had to join the rest of the scouts. I untucked my shirt and tried to cover the spot. No one ever saw it (or at least no one let on) but I stressed out over it for a long time.
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| StYoung | Sep 21 2008, 10:09 AM Post #3 |
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Um...waking up the next morning after doing some...things...to a girl that you normally wouldn't, but you were incredibly drunk so you did. 
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| Deleted User | Sep 21 2008, 06:48 PM Post #4 |
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This is a long-ish story, but it's worth it. Trust me.
 I was seeing this girl called Beth and we were out on the town, living it up and getting drunk. For some reason, Beth left early but let me know that I should go back to hers...  so, being kinda drunk I agreed that I would follow her. After a few more drinks.My first problem was that I didn't actually know Beth's address. She lived at the other end of the city in an obscure suburb where all the houses look the same. This was difficult to explain to the taxi driver and eventually he kicked me out of the cab for being too drunk anyway. Luckily by that time I was near Beth's house. Kind of. Actually, I had no idea where I was but I knew was that if there was a community centre building at the top of the hill in front of me then I would be able to navigate my way to Beths house (because I could see that building from the windows in her house). So, I climbed to the top and thankfully it was the building I'd hoped it was. Result! About ten minutes later I arrived at Beth's house. I went to her door and knocked as quietly as I could. It was probably about 4am by that time so I didn't want to wake up her neighbours. No answer though. "Crap", I think. I knock a little louder. Nothing. Now I'm thinking "should I ring the door bell" and I know I've got to, otherwise I'm sleeping outside on a cold winter night in an area that I don't know. So I ring the door bell. No answer, other than Beths dog barking on the other side of the door. I open the letter box and, as I do, I can see Beth sleeping (loudly, lol) on the bed. She was so drunk she passed out. Not to worry, I think, I just call on her. But she doesn't wake up. ****! Time for drastic action. I do my best to get my hand through the letter box, maybe I can open the door from the inside? Nope, all I get is my hand covered in dog saliva, lol, Beth's dog likes me at least but he was a crap guard dog. I'm running out of options and I have no money to get home with. I walk around the house to see if there's another way in. I spy it, an open window in the bathroom but it's high up and it's a small window, so I'm not sure if I can get in that way. With no other choices, I decide that it's my best bet so I drag the rubbish bin to under the window, stand on it and can just reach the window. I haul myself up and go in. Once my head is through I look down. It's about a five foot drop into Beth's bath but, like I said, I've ran out of options. I now look like a burglar to anyone who happens to pass by and, with that in mind, I squeeze through and fall into the bath, accompanied by a nasty ripping sound. I lay in the bath for a while, winded from my fall. My leather jacket has a nasty tear along one side. And then I think *** it and go to bed. In the morning I tell Beth the story. "Alex" she says "why didn't you just try the door handle? I left the door open for you".
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| Mop it up | Sep 22 2008, 12:11 PM Post #5 |
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Did you fall asleep right there in the bathtub? If so... 
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| Deleted User | Sep 23 2008, 06:21 AM Post #6 |
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Nah, I made it to the bed. 
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| Arch Evil | Sep 23 2008, 04:05 PM Post #7 |
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Hehe, nice stories everyone!
 Seems a lot of stories have something to do with people being drunk :rolleyes: and so does mine It was about 8 years ago when I was 18. I was visiting some friends' party, and it was the first time ever that I got really REALLY drunk, and I do mean REALLY drunk! Here are the few things that I still remember from that night: - At one point I reached the toilet and started some serious vomiting I also remember about SIX OR SEVEN of my friends standing around me, because they had never seen me that drunk before. One of them was giving me instructions how to vomit IN the toilet (I had some, erm, serious trouble aiming :P)- Later I was standing outside, I remember saying to myself and my friends "I don't think I can ride home on my bike, I think I'll just walk". But 2 friends helped me out: we went riding all 3 next to each other: 1 friend on my left, the other on my right, (THEY did the steering X_D) and myself in the middle. Somehow we reached my home without crashing or anything! - I have NO clue how I got inside the house (I guess one of my friends must have helped me unlock the back door) but when I was in, I immediatly went to the toilet. Of course, I automatically locked the bathroom door (since I always do that), I don't remember if I vomited in the toilet or not, but I must have been lying next to the toilet for a while, because my mother discovered I was home and locked myself in the bathroom. Of course, my dad was pissed after hearing it from my mom, if it were up to him he would have just left me there - When I heard my mother, I of course failed to open the door since it was locked, and when you're THAT hammered, things as simple as unlocking a door can be god damn difficult so my parents unlocked and opened it from the OUTSIDE. After that they put me under a COLD shower spray (which I luckily don't remember :P) to wash me up, and then sent me to bed. Don't ask me how I got up the stairs, I think my mom lead the way or something. They couldn't have carried me there, that's for sure
And then I woke up the next morning. Next to my bed stood an empty bucket. I thought "whoa, how can it still be empty?" but literally 3 seconds later it wasn't so empty anymore So, yeah... that was pretty embarrassing, but a story which I have to hear every single year
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| Mop it up | Sep 24 2008, 03:43 PM Post #8 |
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Next time you tell this story, you should instead say "and then I fell asleep right there in the bath tub." It really adds to the ending of this already good story.
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| Ganondorf | Feb 18 2011, 10:20 PM Post #9 |
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one of my most embarrassing moments was when my name i thought got called up to get an award in front of the entire school. so when i was finally on the stage i realised that my name hadn't been called and that it had been another jack, so i kind of made a quick dash back to my seat while everyone was watching me. then people around me asked what i was doing i said i was sleep walking which was hardly believable but it was the first thing that poped into my head |
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| Alice Lawless | Feb 19 2011, 10:43 AM Post #10 |
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..... ..... ..... My cat got locked in my room while I was sleeping during Sophomore year of high school and she shat on my pillow two inches from my face. The smell woke me up and I saw her duking it out right in front of me. I stripped my bed of all the sheets, put them in a bucket, and guess what? The other cat jumps in the laundry basket and pisses in it. No joke dude. |
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| stinger9142 | Feb 23 2011, 09:35 PM Post #11 |
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 That is why I do not like cats! That and I am allergic to them. Mainly it is the pissing on everything part though...
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| zar | Feb 23 2011, 10:13 PM Post #12 |
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In elementary school I was sitting in class and I felt something weird in my jean leg. My pant leg was all twisted and felt tight so I straightened it out and grabbed out what was under there. It was Scooby Doo whitie tighties!! I was in the middle of class pulling underwear out of my pant leg! So I quickly shoved it back up my pant leg but it wouldn't stay like it did before so it was really awkward until recess. I kept facepalming thinking why....how....Finally recess came around and I had to walk downstairs and all the way to the door while keeping the underwear in my pant leg, if it fell out, everyone would see it came from me. I was walking so awkward and every now and then had to shove the underwear back up my leg. When we finally got outside I followed some kids I don't hang out with and they were standing there talking...I pulled the underwear out my leg and left it on the ground, I moved over a little bit and just stood there for little bit then I was about to walk away thinking good I took care of it. Then some kid shouted at the top of his lungs "HEY LOOK!!! UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" nobody else seemed to even care but it was so funny I walked away laughing so hard. We drew the most memorable thing from our elementary school and I drew that scene. Me and my friend always walked around talking about N64 games during recess and it seemed like a random kickball would always hit me in the head. There was always a game of kickball going on at recess but what are the odds the ball would randomly pop up in the air and hit me in the head? It happened so many times... We'd just be walking and all of a sudden a ball would come out of nowhere and hit me in the head. It became so common we just would act like nothing happened it was weird but hilarious. One time I was really sick and my mom brought my mattress downstairs and I lied down, half watched TV, half slept. I fell asleep again and woke up in the middle of the night standing in my room with the light on. I was like WTF and I go to my bed to fall asleep and my mattress is gone... I have a massive headache and am really annoyed and still half asleep. I go around looking for my mattress in my closet in my room in the bathroom and in random places it couldn't even be. I was getting really aggravated. I don't know how much time I spent looking for it but it felt like forever. Then my sister wakes up and is like "wut are you doing." Me:"looking for my mattress, where is it!?" and shes like its downstairs and I remembered everything, felt dumb, and went back to sleep. When I was 4 or 5 I was sick and I was sleeping on my bed at night and I woke up. I felt something weird by my arm and I grabbed it. It was warm and squishy and I thought for a bit still really tired and I'm like "ew! its my sister's diaper!" I threw it on the ground and go back to bed. In the morning I woke up and realized it was one of my beanie babies covered in puke. I still have it but my mom cleaned it but its still a little yellowish. This happened to my friend: He was at Walmart and his parents went in and he realized he forgot his glasses so he went out to the parking lot to get them out of the car. He went into the car and couldn't find them and the stuff in the car looked different. He looked up and there was some man in the front seat and he turns around and he goes "Who the hell are you?" my friends like oh wrong car and just leaves. Edited by zar, Feb 23 2011, 10:57 PM.
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| stinger9142 | Feb 23 2011, 10:24 PM Post #13 |
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Those are a;; great Especially the underwear one and the mattress one
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| Mk II | Mar 22 2011, 02:02 PM Post #14 |
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When i was just a wee lad, i used to go sleepwalking every now & then. One of those nights, i got out of bed, out of my room, turned left towards the bathroom. When i got there i headed to the toilet and took a pee. What a relief! Except that i didnt turn left but right, went into my sister's bedroom instead of the bathroom and proceeded to pee in her shiny new riding boots  My parents, who witnessed the whole thing, never had the nerve to tell my sister... now they're gone but i've still got the boots. |
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| zar | Mar 22 2011, 05:52 PM Post #15 |
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haha my sisters dog peed in my other sisters shoes |
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