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How does one clean this up
Topic Started: Aug 27 2013, 01:54 PM (1,064 Views)
justinwebb
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Found this on reddit today, guy asked how to clean up dog poop in a N64. Poor console, just shoot it and put it out of its misery

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:-X As one who frequently asks, "Just what exactly is this scum on this cart I got such a good deal on?", that right there is nightmare material. And what the heck it wrong with that dog?!?!

I may have to slap a spoiler on there b/c it really wants to make me hurl :-X
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If its a true dog then I don't think it would have any problem licking it off itself. X_D
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Oh no. I opened this while eating lunch.

I think setting fire to it would be the best bet..... :yeah:
Edited by DeeMoney, Aug 27 2013, 07:54 PM.
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Nagato
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Do it amercian style - Nuke it.
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USE GASOLINE. >:-]

I'd put a towel down, flip it over, and dissemble it. Take the shell, fill a large tub with warm water, and just go to town with some auto-grade car wash.

Man, Idk if I've ever even seen a console look this bad before. It's horrific. That's the sort of console I'd just spraypaint black over the muddy $%#t and give to the goodwill. lol

Seriously though it looks like your dog might have gotten some doo-doo butter inside the RAM, cartridge, and controller ports so I'd just put it in a plastic bag for a few months to let the stank really ramp itself up, then later in December seal it in like 30 layers of wrapping paper and give it to your brother.
Edited by TNT737373, Aug 27 2013, 10:37 PM.
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Not worth cleaning. Toss it and buy another.
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thanks for that Justin lol
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Napalm >:-]
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Well... that dog is a Sony-fanboy for sure!
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The pain ;_;

What you can do is disamble it and put the covers in a tub with water and soap, then dry it well and put it all together again.

If that is to much trouble, then a new one is cheaper compair to time loss.
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Ew. How about a wet wipe?
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Pimpin Mainer
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Well, the dog created this mess so let him clean it. Maybe the dogie likes doo doo, my dog did. if not sprinkle a little Ramen noodle flavor pack over it and the dog should lap it right up :-X

Or put some gloves on, take the mother board out, and dunk that sucker in some warm water and disinfectant.
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I'm just going to pretend I didn't see this thread >_>
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dissemble it then water jet. then soak it in the bath for a while. still disgusting tho haha.
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Haha owned. Keep an eye open for this on ebay folkes. Maybe it wasn't the dog and the owner just followed through when he was playing Resident Evil 2. Maybe the part when the policeman goes blue. :-/
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>_> It could be the TITUS console responsible for game-testing Superman 64

...and CARMAGEDDON
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Aug 27 2013, 07:56 PM
Do it amercian style - Nuke it.
it probably wouldnt make a scratch on it either :yeah:
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Mar 31 2014, 03:20 AM
Nagato
Aug 27 2013, 07:56 PM
Do it amercian style - Nuke it.
it probably wouldnt make a scratch on it either :yeah:
All that would do is give us radioactive doggie doo doo. X_D I think this is a job for Chuck Noris, I would call Billy Mays but, yea...

"Hi its billy mays here! Are you tired of doggie doo making your systems look and smell bad? Well this this amazing prduct called Oxi Clean just sprinkle a little on and watch the magic. look at it go! reaching into those hard to clean areas and even pulling the dirt and grime away. other cleaners just smear it around but with oxi clean the poo does not stand a chance! From dry to wet doggie doo the power of oxi clean gets it all! call now and ill give you two, thats right TWO extra large doggie doo doo oxi clean tubs for the price of one! Call now"
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