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New Champ - New Light; Stasiak's Words Of Wisdom
Topic Started: May 15 2005, 06:00 PM (41 Views)
Ravitude
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Raveitude News @ 6 - The NPGW Scoop - Stasiak, Part 1 ---

:: A Logo came up on screen, a spinning police-badge with the words "Chief Of Staff" written around the edge. It spun for a while, intill the words "A Second With Stasiak, Brought to you by The Raveitude Foundation & Chief Of Staff Rave" appeared at the bottom of the screen. The cool looking logo disapeared, and picture showed Stasiak, standing 7'4, 449 lbs, standing next to his long time compainion Rave, who wore a backwards "Australian Outback" hat, an "Raveitude Foundation' t-shirt, featuring himself and Bobby, with a pear of faded blue jeans, while stasiak wore a white t with cut off sleves with a pair of kacki slacks. Rave began to then Interview the big man, about his victory, and how it came to be that he became the new NGPW Television Champion ::

Rave : Chief of Staff Rave here, shedding a bit on information on your pathetic souls for thoose of you watching in TV land, mainly because, you had to BE here, to see how the Television title match came about during Cyberslam. Now Bobby... Due to some of the participants not being able to participate due to circumstances beyond our controll, The Boss himself ordered You and Myself, to fight against the exessivly massive, but not massive enough to handle you, Kayen Storm... In fact, the boss himself ORDERED me to take Kayen Storm out of the picture, leaving you, myself, and the champion, Cody Miller.... And seeing on how, i can, i made a little, hardcore, falls count anywhere match against Kayen, that which you rolled him of for the victory in just a few seconds... What do you think about this "Screw-Job" that occured between Kayen and yourself?

Stasiak : Rave, first off, you're my only boss... I take orders from you alone. Nothing that anyone says for me to do, i do not follow... Uh... Except what you say, thats it... And as for how i got this title... Sure... It was shallow... Hell it was a blatent screw-job... Im not ashamed... Its like thoose guys who humilated the Iraqi' prisoners... They were... Just following orders, just as i was... And for Kayen... He thinks he's *TOUGH* he thinks he's.... *BAD*... But im here any place, any time, ready to kick your ass *Points to the camera* Anyone... Including former Champion, Cody Miller!

Rave : Speaking of which, i didn't even want to get involved in your Fury, so i decided to let you take on Cody alone... And yay it comes... You didn't even need me to defeat him, But... on a note on how this match got Started... Cody Miller ... Got jumped... No doubt about it Bobby Boy... You jumped that kid from behind, and layed him out for a few minutes... The ref was there, and it was a falls count anywhere match going on during the US title defense. You took a good hit to the head, hence the bandages *Points*, but you also got a fair ammount of blood to pour from the victum as well... Tell us what happened backstage ---

Stasiak : Well, i jumped him from behind, because i was told to by you *Rave Nods, holding the mic higher*, i speared him into a nearby vending machine, cutting his back with the shards that shattered from the carnage... But then i got hit with something.... And when i woke up... he had me on a Forklift, carting me out to the arena. I got up, threw him around for a bit... Pinned him, and that was it... I became the Television Champion

Rave : Now as for a future defense, who would you be willing to put the gold on the line against Tuesday Night at Glory?

Stasiak : As far as im concerned... I don't care when i fight, who i fight, or where i fight for this championship, because every soul in the lockerroom knows, you can't beat the behemoth... The Monster of the NGPW... The Tallest, Heaviest, most Grinding Tough, Ass Kicking, Terrifing man, in this bussiness today! I've been in this bussiness just as long as anyone else in this here locker-room... And i know, that NO BODY... Has what it takes, to take away my title... NO-BOD---EEE!

Rave : Right right... To other matters conserning, you and i, the Raveitude Foundation, and the NGPW... Do you have any, "Special Plans" in the works for you and your career in the Singles Division?

Stasiak : In the Singles Division, i will Remain the Television Champion... No one can beat me, and no one wants to face the behemoth in the ring... Scared to death to step into the ring with me... Because they know they'll end up like a bloody mess, just like Cody Miller at CYBER SLAM! But concerning my carreer, the Raveitude Foundation * Points to Rave then to him * We... We will be having more gold around our waists shortly... I can Gareentee that much.... What kind of gold... I don't know... The world title... The Tag Team Championships... Hell... Maybe the US...

Rave : Uh---okay folks, you heard it here, Chief of Staff Rave, behind the scenes, with Bobby Stasiak. Tune in NEXT WEEK - - - - -


:: Fade out ::

Stasiak : You do know Tag Teams next don't you?

Rave : Hush, Camera's still on ya big galoote

:: Loud Chopping sound was heard, as a voice saying "Ow!" was too, and Skittles Comercial or something came up ::
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::The NGPW televisions tuned in to show a small gym where there were a few wrestlers lifting weights, or in the ring training, or jogging on treadmills. As the camera panned around the gym, it zoomed in upon a weight bench where the 7'0", 325 lbs. Kayen Storm was setting the bar back up to the hooks and then he sat up, his grey tanktop sweaty around his neck and shoulders. He was also wearing a pair of baggy grey sweatpants and a pair of black leather boots. Jonathan Coachman was also on the screen, wearing a black suit and holding a microphone and he ran to Kayen.::

Coach: Kayen! Kayen, dawg! You've been hard to find since you were screwed at CYB3RSLAM. I wanted your thoughts on Rave and Bobby Stasiak...

::Kayen growled and suddenly grabbed Coach by the shirt collar. Coach screamed as he was hoisted into the air and then dropped to the weight bench and Kayen placed the heavy weight bar across the throat of Coachman, who was gasping for air as Kayen held him there under the weight bar and started to scream.::

Kayen: You want to know how I feel?! HUH?! I'll tell you how I feel you little piece of shit! Rave had me attacked in the back, before the match, and I wasn't even supposed to make it to the ring! I made it there, only to have myself rolled up with a cheap pin, in which Stasiak had my tights, and the referee did nothing. But was that the end? No, he had to screw Cody Miller just to win the Television Title! I don't know what Cody is planning to do about it, but tomorrow night I know what I'm going to do about it! First, I'm going to take the Chief of Staff, Rave, and I'm going to make sure that he cannot get involved in his bastard son's affairs again! Then, Coach, I'm going to drag Bobby Stasiak to the ring and I'm either going to beat him 1, 2, 3..... or I'll make sure he can't hold onto his title, or his balls..... because I'm going to put him in a fucking wheelchair! And I don't think Tad Peters is going to have a problem booking that... he's injured and he doesn't want to see me angry..... They say lightning never strikes twice... but tomorrow night Bobby is going to go head to head with a Thunderstorm!

::Kayen picked up the weights from the throat of Coachman and then he grabbed him by the shirt and picked him up high over his head, and then he threw him right into the cameraman, the camera falling and then cutting out to fuzz.::
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