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Sasan Promo (Championship, Trish)
Topic Started: Jan 17 2006, 11:08 PM (41 Views)
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::The cameras zoom in on Sasan sitting at what appears to be a bar somewhere in the west with a cardboard cactus infront of him and the shadow of a horse behind him sitting on the stool. Sasan is holding a zipped bag that is shaped like a championship belt::

I know there are many questions on peoples minds. Why does Sasan run out on his matches? Why does Sasan purposly disqualify himself? Why did Sasan go from devil worshiper to drunk cowboy? Why does Sasan scream "Naahhh!"? Why did Sasan get dressed up as Doink The Clown but call himself Dank The Clown on several occassions?

::Sasan looks down than looks back up at the camera::

I run out on matches and get myself disqualified because right here, right now I am going to declare myself a champion! I am going to give myself a championship belt that I cannot lose since it is a Sasan product and not an NGPW product.

::Sasan unzips his bag and pulls out a Purple Leather Strap with White Gold championship belt::

I am declaring myself the Intergender Champion! If Andy Kaufman did it, so can I! By the way, what a hell of a movie Man on The Moon was... Just like The Million Dollar Man back in the WWE, I will take applications for anybody who wants a chance to walk that aisle... with the sexiest championship belt in the world... Please E-Mail me at Sasan Saysin@aol.com for more details.

As for the gimmick tranformation... I got sick of trying to be something everybody else wants to be. Now I'll sit back sip my JD and go out to the ring and just do my thing.

Let me skip the next questions and move on to the clown story... All I can say about that is... Don't be jelous YOU weren't in the first ever face paint match... OK! Some of us like to have fun... In a physical way...

Now allow me to back track... My scream... Somethin' more legendary than Ric Flairs "WOOOO!" You know... a scream like that really grabs a womans attention... Trish... The way you looked at me during our match... You know you wanted to wrestle me in a different way... A more "hardcore," as you would say it, type way.

When I had you at your weakest... Your half-a-man Christian comes in to save you, but what happened? He got his scrawny rear-end embaressed and thrown right the hell out of my ring. That was why I made the challenge for your contract that was rejected and refused because Christian doesn't know who the hell I am. That sure shows how much he knows about the history of Thad Inc. The only reason I never came across to making a name for myself is because my Thad Inc. career is similar to The Ultimate Warrior career in the WWE. I just always dissapear at random times because my stupid mun gets busy. But I'll be here to stay for a while... And don't forget... With my Intergender Championship... I'm the five card stud... and your nothing but the craps! NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

::Puts his belt on his shoulder and stands up as the horse appears from the shadows and is actually a pink poney. Sasan looks at the horse discouraged::

What the hell is wrong with these producers???? I wanted a black horse!

::Sasan kicks the cradboard cactus down and walks off the camera yelling::

CUT THE PROMO DAMMIT!
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