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Topic Started: Dec 13 2006, 01:12 PM (26 Views)
OctoberRaven
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::Xander Starr would be on camera, his hair wetted and to the sides of his face. He was wearing wrist tape going from his hands to halfway up his forearm, with a big "Y" written on both hands. Not only that, he had a Mountain Dew sticker on his right arm.::

Starr: I am XS Metal, and I am serrated-edge. That means I'm drug-filled, tobacco-filled, alcohol-filled, and better than you. I'm going to fight Emo Joe tonight, and at the end of that match, my crappy music will be playing, and people will endlessly quote the lyrics like they have some sort of meaning. I-

Corey (off-camera): What the fuck are you doing?!

::Starr jumps and gets shoved off camera as Corey takes the spot.::

Corey O' Brian: First I have to apologize for what you just saw...

Starr (off-camera): I bit my tounge...

Corey: Now let's down to buisness. Roz, I'll make no excuses. I didn't get in the ring in time, my bad. But before you look over that match, though, let me tell you something you didn't see. Jake Micheals doing jack fucking shit. He even didn't go in the ring to check on you after the match. Hell if it weren't for the fact that I was still standing Peters would have probably Pillmanized you. If you don't believe me, watch the fucking tape. Does that mean it was Jake's fault we lost? Of course not. I know and you know that neither of us want our matches won for us. But he didn't give a damn about you or your condition. I'm not telling you as a friend, but I'm telling you as someone who believes in sportsmanship... watch your back, or Jake's going to go Brutus on your ass.

::Corey walks off, the camera man tracking his exit from the interview area::
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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