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Shiggity Shiggity Sha.; Corey/Xander promo
Topic Started: Dec 21 2006, 12:02 PM (24 Views)
OctoberRaven
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Smiling with a mad face.
::The promo began with Xander Starr and some random chick in the locker room, Xander Starr with a microphone in his hand::

Xander Starr: You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon...no. You know why? I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG! I dont want to talk to you, I just want BANG BANG BANG! I don't want to know your name, I just want BANG BANG BANG! I don't want relationship I just want BANG BANG-

::Then the microphone goes dead.::

Xander: HEY!

::Corey O' Brian walked into the shot, holding a bag labeled "RE SPEK WOK".::

Corey: Sorry, Kate, traffic was horrible.

Xander: Did you get-

Corey: Yes, I got you the ribs... now hold on a second, I got an interview to do.

::Corey takes the cameraman to where Xander and Kate were out of the shot.::

Corey: Okay, Peters, you and Strathem managed to win this one. But Peters... you had the chance to try to pin me yourself. I wonder, why didn't you take it? I mean, we've had five matches so far. The first was the triple threat with Undertaker, where the both of you focused on me, but I gave Taker the Tenzan Tombstone Driver to prove what I said, that I could do anything better than him. The second was an elimination 6-man match. I never got eliminated...but Tad, who eliminated you? I did. And now closer to the present, where we fought each other one on one, Antichrist Superstar vs the founder of NGPW, and while it didn't happen the way I wanted it to happen, I pinned you. Those last two tag matches, yeah you came out on the winning end... but you still never managed to put me down yourself. That's five matches, Peters. Five. Not ONCE have you pinned me. And judging from the way you acted at GLORY, Tad... you know what I know. That I have your number, and you can't beat me one on one. Go ahead and have your match with Roz, but since Batista blew his chance to prove that he still had it, I guess that makes me the de facto number one contender. So remember this, Tad Peters. Whether Roz beats you for the belt or I do, your championship reign might as well be in past tense. Because even if you can slip by Roz... history has proven to repeat itself, and in our sixth match Tad, the result will be the same. You won't be able to put me away.

Xander Starr: ...Expect a long promo to be cut in your presence. Damn, them Chinese are on the ball.
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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