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This promo is NOT about the battle royal; So there.
Topic Started: Dec 24 2006, 06:11 PM (28 Views)
OctoberRaven
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Smiling with a mad face.
::Corey O' Brian was standing in front of the camera::

"Is it working? Is it on? Good. Now, Batista... you failed... failed MISERABLY I might add... to get your so-called deserved shot at Tad Peters. And now you're SO MAD THAT YOU'LL BEAT UP CARDBOARD!"

SUBTITLE: BUHGAWD KING!

"You know why nobody takes you seriously, Batista? Because you may have been a former NGPW champion... but if my memory serves me correctly, a guy dressed as Mario beat the SHIT out of you during that reign. And speaking of Reigns, Trent Reign kicked your ass last week... he made you look like a complete amatuer at that. The only thing you can beat on now are cardboard cutouts."

SUBTITLE: Just like Brooklyn Brawler

"Now get this straight, you cabbage patching steroid junkie..."

SUBTITLE: He also does the Funky Chicken

"I am more deserving of a title shot than you. Because unlike you, Batista, I have two unanswered pinfalls over Tad Peters. Battle Royal be damned, I'm the only one who deserves to be in line for that title. So here's the sum total. You're not getting a title shot before I am. And if you try and get in my way, Batista... I'll personally make sure that you never even get inside a wrestling ring again. Let me quote the words of my own theme song. I am the wall you can never climb."

SUBTITLE: You stupid Mongolian

"...Why are you laughing, Xander?"

Xander Starr: (off camera) "Nothing..."

Corey: "...You better not have been putting Stephen Colbert-ish subtitles in my promo."

Xander: "...Uh...HEY LOOK IT'S KENTA KOBASHI!"

::Corey just shakes his head and walks off camera.::
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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kalvindrake
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OOC:

Keep the subtitles in everyone of your promos from now on. Good read.
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