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Final thoughts before Snowbrawl; Corey/Xander promoness
Topic Started: Dec 27 2006, 11:14 AM (34 Views)
OctoberRaven
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::Xander Starr was shown on camera, talking to someone off camera::

XS: Really? That's awesome. I'm a pro wrestler myself, although I can't wrestle until I get a new Lloyd's of London. Anyways, I got all these awesome moves right, like the 810 Splash and-

::Corey O' Brian walks on camera::

CO: Who the fuck are you talking to?

XS: Halle Berry.

CO: ...This is isn't Halle Berry, this is a blow-up doll. :Picks up the doll and throws it across the camera shot:

XS: So? Has more personality than Halle Berry.

CO: ...True. Okay, I need you to make sure the camera is running.

::Xander walks off Camera and after a few seconds, Corey speaks::

Corey: First things first. To Batista... you keep losing match after match after match and you expect a world title shot because you happened to win a battle royal? Any idiot can win a battle royal.

SUBTITLE: Jim Duggan won the first Rumble, ya know

Corey: Face facts, Batista. Since you lost the title to Tad Peters, you have done NOTHING to make us prove you're worthy of the position you demand to have.

SUBTITLE: Much like President Bush.

Corey: Now to what happened in last night's match with Damon Steele. First Jake Micheals runs in, then Eddie Cool. Now Eddie Cool was just trying to undo what Jake Micheals did, so that's no problem. But Jake Micheals, I told you once, and I'll tell you again. Don't. Interfere. In. My. FUCKING. Matches. I swear, the next person who runs into my matches, I am going to beat the utter shit out of them.

SUBTITLE: Anger problems much?

Corey: And lastly, regardless of what that bumbling steriod junkie thinks, I am the number one contender for the World Championship. And whether I face Roz, Tad Peters, or by some incredible fluke a a Chippendales reject called Dave Batista... at the end of Scars and Stripes, I will win the World Championship.

SUBTITLE: But first he has to marry the boss' daugther

Corey: ...You're doing those subtitles again aren't you?

Xander: ...Uh... no.
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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kalvindrake
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Excellent. Oh how I love subtitles.
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Makes me think of the Cobert Report and how he has "The WORD" segments.
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SEXIER THAN JOHN KAOS
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OctoberRaven
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That was the inspiration for it, yes.
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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