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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 3 2007, 08:24 AM (23 Views) | |
| Cactus Jack | Jan 3 2007, 08:24 AM Post #1 |
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::The scene spins around with Cactus Jack in the center. Then it changes to three young kids gathered around a microphone:: Deep voiced Male Announcer: What are some words you would use to describe Cactus Jack Manson? Kid 1: He's cool. Kid 2; He's awesome. Kid 3: He is one bad mother- Kids 1 & 2: Shut your mouth! Kid 3: What? I'm only talking about Cactus. Kids 1 & 2: We can dig it. ::The scene shifts over to a couple of teenage white boys. They are wearing doo-rags and bling-bling.:: Deep voiced Male Announcer: How would you describe Cactus Jack Manson? Boy 1: Oh, man! That cat is off the chizzain! Boy 2: No kidding, dawg, no fucking kidding! ::The scene changes again, this time to a old couple. The old lady is startled by the sound of the voice.:: Deep voiced Male Announcer: What is Cactus Jack Manson to you? Gerta: Morty! I'm hearing the voices again! Morty: Thats just the announcer, dear. Gerta: Spirits! What do you want from us? Deep voiced Male Announcer: ......Oooook? ::The scene switches to the other three of Mick Foley's personalities. Dude Love and Mick Foley are willing to answer questions, but Mankind just rocks back and forth in the fetal position.:: Deep voiced Male Announcer: What does the name Cactus Jack Manson mean to you? Mick Foley: Well, I have heard some pretty terrible things about him. I don't think that he is all that. Dude Love: Come on, baby. He's just a man trying to find his way, dig? He's just a lost soul on this journey we call life. Try not to be a hater, dude. Mick Foley: Why do I even let you out of the basement? You only contradict me and cause problems. ::The two of them bicker and start walking off set. Mankind finally starts walking around. He begins after them, but stops to say "Have a nice day" to the camera man. Cactus Jack appears in the center, with the camera spinning around him.:: Deep voiced Male Announcer: Whatever you think about Cactus Jack Manson, you can't help but appreciate his message to the people. Cactus Jack Manson: Guard your balls, 'cause I'm coming right for you! Bang Bang! |
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