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They said it'd never come...; They knew it was a lie.
Topic Started: Jan 20 2007, 07:38 PM (25 Views)
OctoberRaven
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Smiling with a mad face.
::Corey O' Brian had the World Championship slung over his left shoulder, and his girlfriend...dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit... was draped in Corey's right arm, Corey giving the camera a 'yeah, I'm hittin' that' look::

Corey O' Brian: I made two resolutions this year. To win the World Heavyweight championship... which I did last night... and have sex with my girlfriend while she was dressed like Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill... which I'm doing tonight. But all fun and games aside, I got two issues to discuss. One... when I first said I would be one day carrying the most important championship in the buisness, everyone laughed... well who's laughing now? When I first started wrestling, I had a pair of tights, a cheap mask, and 20 yen to my name... that's not even enough to buy a glass of water, by the way. Now, I have a million dollar plus contract, a Dodge Viper, a vacation home in Kyushu, this lovely lady by my side... and ten pounds of gold on my shoulder. But I'm not going to let it go to my head. The title won't change me like it changed so many. I'll take on all comers, and I'll take them all out.

Xander Starr: No captions today, sorry!

Corey: Now to my second issue. Eddie Cool. When you ambushed me from behind, you didn't just send me on an ambulance ride... You ruined what should have been the greatest moment in my life. So Eddie... I want to play a game...

Xander: This Jigsaw crap again?

Corey: ...As I was saying. The rules are simple. Forfeit your match at Man of the Globe, and you win. If you lose... I will make our match the longest night of your life, and the last night of your career. Live or die... make your choice.
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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