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Corey's answer to Batista.
Topic Started: Jan 30 2007, 08:26 AM (25 Views)
OctoberRaven
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Smiling with a mad face.
::Corey O' Brian would appear on the screen, the background of his camera time being what appeared to be a regular wall. Corey looked at the wall and nodded before looking at the camera. Just as it did, the screen turned green::

CAPTION: I love this job!

Corey O' Brian: Well... well... well...

::As soon as Corey starts talking, a scene from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs appears on the big screen::

Corey O' Brian: Batista, you want me to believe your bullshit? When I was after the championship, you insulted me, you threatened me... and now that I have the title... you kiss my ass and call it ice cream.

::And the background becomes the Numa Numa Dance video::

Corey O' Brian: Flattery will get you nowhere with me, Batista. You're going to have to earn your title shot just like everyone else. But that doesn't mean I'm flat-out refusing, no no no... here's what I got.

::The background becomes an old 1920s cartoon::

Corey: I'm officially submitting this to the NGPW Board of Directors for approval, with the authority of the NGPW World Championship. There are five men who are currently listed as top contenders to my title. If I'm not mistaken, they are Tad Peters, Batista, Jake Micheals, Lance Kash, and Eddie Cool. Now if you don't remember, one of the most brutal and grueling matches in my life was an Elimination Chamber match... a match where I came back from the brink of destruction and claimed the US Title. I had to earn that win... and these five men should have to earn the right to be the first to fight me. But not in an Elimination Chamber Match, but a match I call the Alcatraz Death Match.

::The background becomes a scene from Scarface::

Corey: Think a Hell In A Cell, a bit wider on the cage though... to accomidate four, smaller cages inset into the corners of the cell. Unlike Elimination Chamber, the wrestlers aren't put into the cages to begin with, all entrants start out in the ring. To win this match, you only have to pin one person... after the other four opponents are locked in the mini-cages. See you have to put them in there, to make them watch as their dreams go acheived by someone else. Only someone with the spirit to become a worthy challenger will be able to overcome the odds in this match.

::And now the scene becomes footage from the WoW episode of South Park::

Corey: But wait, some will say... you said other four opponents and pin one more... and they'll realize that means there would have to be six people in that match. I realize that. That's why I'm naming a sixth contender to the title picture. A man who's done just about everything there is to be done... and one of the men I beat in the Elimination Chamber, albeit under an assumed name. That's right, I'm talking about John Kaos. And all this to happen on Tuesday GLORY.

::And the scene becomes footage of Discovery Channel Mating Season Extravaganza::

Corey: So I hope the board of di... what the hell's so funny Xander? ::Turns around:: ... Dammit, Xander.

::And Corey O' Brian walks off camera.::
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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BlackDragon
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As soon as corey went off camera to find zander the sex scene changed to a a giant picture of Ron simmions in extreme close up mode he had an intense warrior look on his face and his eyes seemed like they were gonna bug out of his head as he looked with that intense stare and he uttred one word.....






































































































































































































damn !!!!!!!
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