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Corey snaps; and crackles. Doesn't pop though.
Topic Started: Mar 2 2007, 09:54 PM (18 Views)
OctoberRaven
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::Shot of Xander Starr outside a hotel room, knocking on the door.::

Xander: Corey... it's me, Xander. Come on, open up bro.

::Xander knocks again, and Corey opens the door, getting right in Xander's face.::

Corey: WHAT. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT. Why is there a fucking camera here? Get lost, douchebag. *looks at Xander, who's mouth is open a bit* Well?! What the fuck did you come up here for?

Xander: Dude, you need to relax. I ju-

Corey: RELAX? RE FUCKING LAX?! I haven't had so much as an hour of fucking sleep in a fucking MONTH AND A HALF. I wrestle for NGPW in house shows and on Glory. I train on my off days. They got me doing interviews with every fucking wrestling mag, Apter or otherwise. I watch tapes of guys on the NGPW roster so I'm ready for anything. I watch tapes OUTSIDE of NGPW's roster so anyone new doesn't suprise me either. And when I'm not doing that shit... my phone is ringing off the hook. I can't even take a piss without someone wanting to shill some peice of shit product by putting my face on it. Fucking Subway wants me to do a fucking commercial with Jared "Does anyone even give a shit about me anymore" Fogle. I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE SUBWAY. I'm a Quiznos man. I can't go out with my girlfriend because I'm the fucking center of attention and the fucking Paparazzi goes all over me. I understand, it comes with the territory. BUT I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING NIGHT OF PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET. Is that so hard to ask? Now WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Xander: ... *holds up a plastic bag* I got you some hot wings.

Corey: ...Oh, thanks.

Xander: Are you okay man? You're not going to shave your head then start wearing a wig and hit cars with baseball bats are you?

Corey: Nah, nah, I've just been... really on edge lately. See you Tuesday.

::Corey takes the hot wings and closes the door::

Xander *to the cameraman*: You should have seen him last week.
WWE All Stars: Because Snuka kicking Andre the Giant and making him fly 15 feet into the ropes to launch him to a monkey flip is STILL more realistic than a Canadian Destroyer.

Also, Osaka Pro > CHIKARA > All Other Promotions Ever
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