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"Inside Your Mom's Country--; --If Ya' Know What I Mean!"
Topic Started: Jan 7 2011, 03:12 AM (66 Views)
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS RATED

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It was night with the snow falling and the wind blowing, Snowman is seen sitting on inside a restaurant in a formal wear of a white turtleneck , and his head slicked back filled with grease. Snowman looks at his watch and then whispers to himself softly

"Oh C'mon... where is she?"

Eight o’ clock. He told her to meet him there at eight o’ clock. She couldn’t be late. Being late would be a total slap in the face for him - followed by a glop of spit to the eye. He told her of a great Italian restaurant in town that had a reputation for serving some of the best pizza. He asked her out to dinner. A dinner which would be their first. She had already decided what to wear, only, she had napped a little longer that expected. This type of ‘date’ provided many type of apparel meant to attract, after all, tonight she was eating out with the most handsome man in all of RCWF. So, in terms of dress, she had to be picky. That part of preparation would prove to the be hardest of the night. The clock ticked a little past seven thirty. No need to panic, she could make it. The only reason he had the slightest of worry was because of her son. She had met Snowman before. But, never nothing like this. This event served a social purpose... As far as we know of. They did have a whole lot to talk about. Hopefully, it’d help them both. She needed to get to know him, and he needed to get to know her. They agreed the day before that it was time to begin talking - to perhaps - develop some sort of relationship. He asked her. She couldn’t deny him that. No. She owed it to him. After quickly giving herself a last look in the mirror, she darted for the car, and began making her way to a dinner that he had been waiting since last time Snowman was "Doin this mom" . A official meet and greet with her love. A social gathering. A dine with… Snowman.

"Hello Mrs McNally... Oh wait let me get that for you!"

Snowman gets out of his chair and pulls out the seat for this laddie, he then pushes her chair in and rushes back to his. Before they would even start the talking a Waitress is seen with a notepad in her hand waiting for an order. Snowman opens his hand to the Mother and speaks.

"Laddies First..."

She is Faltered by Snowman's generosity... probably even Snowman himself. She then replies to the waitress and give out her order.

"I would have two slices of the best pizza EXTRA MEATBALLS!"

She then winks at Snowman after obviously giving that sexual pun to him Snowman then tries to do his own innuendo and goes and replies to the waitress himself.

"I would like one slice of pizza with MORE MEATBALLS THAN HER!"

Snowman then winks at the women but she looks at Snowman confused as that was obviously a wrong way of so called "trying to hit on to somebody". The Waitress then starts writing on her notepad and strugs her shoulders and walks away quietly. Snowman then starts the conversation back up with The Mother.

"So... Mrs McNally. Basically what I would want to get off my chest is the problem with me and your son Lee also known as "The British Wildcard" inside our workplace of RCWF. Not only that, but I was also trying to go around the RCWF and literally have relations with My Co-Workers Mothers. And I treated you just as a phase one, But after realizing it, you are the ONE. So Mrs McNally I am sorry and I Lo..."


She puts her index finger over Snowman's lips and then in a very sweet voice says.

"Shut up, just shut up. Snowman... You had me from Hello."

Snowman raises one of his eyebrows and looks at Mrs. McNally and points his finger at her and says.

"Wasn't that line from that one movie."

She gets up from the table and holds Snowman's hand and yanks him up from the dinner table. And looks into his worried eyes

"Forget about it lets just go over to my place... and I would help you finish your project. IF YA' KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

"Hey, thats my line"

As they walk holding hand by hand out of the restaurant, The waitress comes back to the table with the order of pizza's and witness the couple walk out the door she dumps the pizza on the floor in a nonchalant attitude and starts walking back to kitchen. As the Camera fades to black.


~Fin

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