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| SOVIET SEX MONKEY'S INTERVIEW OF LOVE <3; Talking about the PPV | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 14 2011, 04:54 PM (42 Views) | |
| Soviet Sex Monkey | Jan 14 2011, 04:54 PM Post #1 |
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Meanwhile, at Soviet Sex Monkey's Palace of Sexual Soviet Monkeys... Interviewer: I am here, live at the Soviet Sex Monkey Palace of Sexual Soviet Monkeys. Things are pink. And red. I think I've stepped on a d---- on the way in here. Otherwise, a pleasant place. Of course, I am here with Soviet Sex Monkey. SSM, lately, you've been on a losing streak. You've barely kept your job here on Demolition, winning out barely at Snowbrawl JUST for your job. Continuing on in your career, you've just been losing constantly in every match. How are you reacting to this? SSM: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH. -Inhale.- HHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -Inhale.- YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. -Inhale.- BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. LOSING CONSTANTLY!? Man, you been watching my matches? All them n---as getting in the ring with me don't know what they're up against. Its just been a warm-up so far. They gonna remember the name of Soviet Sex Monkey. Rubbin' up against me and sh--. They think I'm gay? Child, please. I'm just letting them win, ya feel me? You gotta have faith in the Soviet Sex Monkey, baby. I am what all children want to grow up to be! You see all their aspiring eyes out there, they just want to be me! Interviewer: Well SSM, you've got a match today at Brutal Reunion, what do you think about that? SSM: Richard Burch, Richard Burch. Man, that is one FINE man. He goes and does sh-- here and sh-- there. He been with Kaos. He got his titles and sh--. I don't know what his business with me. I mean, Skipeo done and went and hid when I asked for my title shot against him. Givin' it some n---a named Riki Freaki Diki or something like that. Done bump me on the head and run, b-tch ass. Come on now. But ya know, Burch and all that, I don't know what he got with me. I just want to spread the love man. Everyone is just being too serious. Like, you know, Archangel just needs a hug. It be like serious business or some shit. Interviewer: SSM, nobody really thinks you're going to win... SSM: N---A, WHATCHOO SAY? GET YO INTERVIEWER ASS OUT MAH SIGHT BEFORE I GO RAPE APE ON YOU. Interviewer: ALRIGHT, alright. SSM: People want first blood, I give 'em first blood. I'M GOING TO GO HARD, I'M GOING TO GO ROUGH. Hell, the blood might not even be from his face. Soviet Sex Monkey gonna come for yo' ass, yo'ass, and yo'ass. FALCON PUNCH, talk 'bout PELVIC THRUST. TONIGHT, Richard Burch going to take it like a man. Soviet Sex Monkey, AWAY! Fin~ |
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"I AM NOT A WHORE....BUT I LIKE TO DO IT" Demo Record: 5-10 Tag Teams: The Love Monkeys(Dr.Love/SSM) Currently: 5th in tag title rankings | |
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