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Topic Started: Jan 27 2011, 07:08 PM (139 Views)
Nate Moore
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[Warning If you don't like this strictly one person point of view don't read on. You have been warned.]





















Static had erupted on the screen before it focused to Nathan Moore standing there in his nice suit a pair of sunglasses over his eyes as he smirked.

It has come to my attention that lately I've started to irritate a few people... Okay maybe just Eli Eastwood and Big Bob our gracious Co-General Managers.

He removed his sunglasses placing them in the pocket of his suit coat.

You see I've been called everything in this business from a dedicated worker, a self centered arrogant prick, a son of a bitch that tends to shoot his mouth off.. Well that's all true but you see lately there is just one thing that lately I haven't really liked being called.. an Interviewer you see I don't like holding a mic to anyone's face asking these "important questions" but the problem is there is NO important question to ask when it's the same slop that's been fed into a mic I've held..

So I have come to conclusion that the old rule book of the interview process has met the open window... And starting with this new interview process will infact be the one interview that actually could matter in this business.. ME!

He said with a smirk as he sat down on an office chair opening that suit coat as he looked to the camera.

Now Nathan I have to ask you the most important question first. What do you think about this whole "no touch clause?"

He spun that chair around and then pondered for a moment then put his sunglasses back on.

Well Nate to be quite honest with you I think its biggest load of bullshit imaginable.. To think that my talents in the ring have infact been wasted by a clause that says "You can show up in the building, You can hang out with the boys in the back, But you are NOT allowed to put your gear on and step in that ring unless it involves talking to some blowhard about why he thinks he should be gracing the people with their presence." To me personally it's kind of boring.

He spun that chair around again taking those sunglasses off with a serious nod.

I see what you mean.. Then why on gods green earth are you doing? just collecting a paycheck from Thaddius? getting drunk with Jake Rogers? Explain yourself!

Once again spinning the chair around putting the sunglasses on.

I'm doing exactly what I want to, showing up late to the arena. Drinking with Jake Rogers, making smart ass comments with Kid Murda, Hell even pointing out the garbage known as rats that wanna get their asses split by Vic and Buzz... Just like their name was "Jacks" Oh I wasn't supposed to say that outloud because of the threaten of Little People's Court...

He spun around taking the sunglasses off and nodded again..

Now that you brought that up I'm sure they're gonna take you to court over that... But anyway now that you're back within the RCWF again I have to ask you. What do you think about the current crop of stars and feel free to explain.

Again he spun the chair around putting his sunglasses on.

Lets see the current crop of stars.. Some have it some definitely need a little work now if your trying to get me say something offensive... Oh alright I'll say what's on my mind. Let's start at the top of the list you have the Federation and Revolution Champions SKIPEO and EDDIE COOL respectively.. Skipeo is going to be involved with a match with RAZOR SHARP Now Razor Sharp could have a pretty good future within the RCWF but a champion like Skipeo, all I can say is "UGH" and now everyone is expecting me to run Eddie Cool's name into the ground because the whole A.N.D. fiasco but Eddie did the smart thing and now he's sitting there at the top of the heap happy days for him..

He spun the chair around taking the sunglasses off as he nodded.

Now what do you think about Showtime Brooks since you brought up the whole A.N.D. situation How do you feel about his rise in the tag team division?

He spun the chair around again putting the sunglasses on as he leaned back in the chair.

Showtime Brooks.. It's nice that he finally won the tag titles and he has a partner that actually lets him do all the talking now I'm not knocking Eddie saying he held him back but Brooks finally came into his own and has the mic skills aslong as you take the damn leash off. That's the one thing that pisses me off the most about this business the fans aren't stupid get the hell off the script when it comes to people doing promos open your mouth and say whatever the hell you want.. If you wanna bash someone because they can't work a damn match say it.

He spun his chair again taking his sunglasses off.

Now I wanna let you say what you want this is completely off the script.. What do you have to say about current state of demolition?

Instead of spinning the chair around he put his sunglasses on as he looked down to the floor and then looked up again.

I find that demolition is the worlds biggest clusterfuck First we have two general managers that don't know what's going on, We have way too many bosses and no direction I'm sure I'm gonna get fined for this or have my hand slapped or a paper being handed to me forcing me to address a public apology but I'll tell you what I don't care seriously, I have been around long enough where I hear all the talk about someone being the greatest of all time or telling people that they're better than you so on and so forth and I'll tell you what... You're Full Of Shit! You see I don't give a fuck if you can sit there and list all your accomplishments in the dungeon that you think "well I deserve to be on the main roster" when you really don't know your ass from a hole in the ground and I don't care what you accomplished seriously. Now you can sit there and think "well what gives you the right to judge me?" it's simple because while you were sitting god knows where dreaming of being on the big stage I was and still can be on the big stage you dream of. You can't tell me otherwise I don't care if you sit there and explain to me till your blue in the face why you should be wearing a belt around your waist and collecting the big money when over half of you can't even lace your own boots right. Is that a downright shot to the entire roster? Absofuckinglutely! I have no problem telling people what I think because lets face it this entire roster needs a kick in the fucking ass and I'm glad to say it because with people like Krow dealing with curtain jerkers, Kaos being injured, Roz just doing his thing with the TV title and me not being allowed to compete because its utter bullshit that This brand doesn't know how to fucking work.. Instead its just let's slap a belt on this guy cause he wears pretty gear You see from my point of view because I'm stuck watching this and not being able to take part in it I see NOBODY willing to carry that flag that alot of people I mentioned could do it. Now I don't care what the fallout from this little talk gets me it might get me fired, fined, suspended, I don't care because I'll continue exercising my freedom of speech If you don't like what I had to say I just don't give a damn..

He stood up pushing the chair aside walking off set.
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Making his return again to said set again as he took his suit coat off, then his tie tossing them aside and sat back down in that chair.

Yes Folks I am back again with another said rant because once again.. One just wasn't enough. This time I have to mention something about all these said stables within the RCWF obviously I'll be touching not only on the demolition brand but also painkiller..

He took a drink from his red plastic cup as he smiled.

I'd first like to start with what a meaning of a stable is.. A Stable is a group of more than 2 (two) people working together for a better cause mostly revolving around a certain title or titles if you will. Now that you have the brief history lesson of what a stable is let's get on with this commentary.

We begin this very special rant looking over at the stables of the brand known as Painkiller... Yes all you Demolition lovers just chill the fuck out a moment and let's get the red brand out of the way first.

He set his papers in his pocket walking over to a monitor holding the little remote in his hand as he hit the on button as the Painkiller logo was on the monitor.

Let me see first we have The British Invasion or Knight Inc. Or even the rolling beatles whatever you wanna call them.. Lead by former meltdown GM Alex Knight now with his new little crew they look to take Painkiller to a new level of garbage maybe as bad as the lore of the british teeth but that's just mean..

Next we have the Corporation lead by of course the big snooze himself Thaddius the man who overlooks everything with a rickety old finger.. Now we know that the old timer is up there with age that his just for men hair coloring takes over 3/4's of the budget as you can tell by how shitty my set looks compared to his hair.

He hit the button on the remote showing side by side shots of his set compared to a Thaddius chia-pet.

Now we have to look that mostly you have over on the freak show known as Painkiller that the obvious ratio of "good to bad" is shittier than the reviews of the last BWC show.. I mean seriously how much more worse can it get that?

hitting the button again as a picture of "jacks" was shown popping a pimple infront of a mirror as Nathan fumbled with the remote then hitting the button again as the feed cut out for a moment..

WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STANDBY


Finally after a moment the screen cameback to to normal as Nathan was shaking his head a lead pipe hanging from the monitor as he took a deep breath.

Once again the proof is in the pudding about shitty budgeting... ANYWAY let's just move onto the stables on Demolition as I was gonna say let's start with the Bob Family... ok bad example to start because the only thing more offensive than their odor is infact the trailer park they once lived in was destroyed in the great tornado that wiped out greensburg kansas.... What? too soon?

He was waiting for the clip to be shown on the monitor but realizing he put that pipe through the screen he tossed the remote aside.

Now let's take a look at a group that had promise but jumped the shark more times than The Fonz on water ski's "AYEEEE" That's right folks Chimera... See this is proof that Three Ego's can NOT exist together. John Kaos... Eddie Cool... And Richard Burch... Now you know I could really go on this big long rant about all three of them but I'll just point out where this group fell apart.. simply put that you had three guys but only one slot for the spotlight... Richard Burch had a history of complaining about that... You thought I forgot about that didn't Ya? John Kaos expected that spotlight on him nothing new but I shouldn't kick a man when he's down but however.. remember you guys lost the belts to a team that called themselves BOWSS! aka BALLS. So what happened there Burch goes off the handle beats up Kaos he's on the shelf.. Eddie Cool does the smart thing he backs up and takes the belt from Murda... Best business decision Eddie Cool ever made..

He walked over taking a drink from that cup again then walked back over to that broken monitor.

What we have next is a group known as Far Beyond Better... Now I've heard about this group from the time it was created because of Showtime Brooks constantly telling me everything that was going on... Yes folks that was infact true I broke kayfabe right there because when I was out of here for a while I kept in constant contact with Brooks. So back on the subject of Far Beyond Better let's see they got the tag titles a revolving door trying to win the federation title, the us title for a cup of coffee... Now I could stand here and praise them like they're the next big thing but this is my commentary piss off.. First your starting to suffer from the same effects of Chimera if that happens then you're gonna implode on yourselves... Just a little warning..

He walked back over to that chair as he sat down.

Now from my own opinion being as my normal self I have to say that some of these stables may end up falling apart but if you want to make your mark in the history books with all these rosters being as big as they are.. The key is to get your heads out of your asses and start focusing on the goals.. But remember not all stables can be the next "we own you" or "new world order" And on that note This has once again been another special rant from you know who and If you have a problem with what I have to say well Tough Titties Said The Kitty this has been another message From The Industry Nathan Moore.
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[Pull up your chairs grab your popcorn grab your drinks and get your hate mail ready It's time for Part three]



Just when you think I had nothing more to say... I have much more to talk about on my own very special rants. That's right people The current voice of reason within the RCWF is back I've garnered more heat than Lebron James doing the smart thing and getting out of that nuclear waste dump known as Cleveland Ohio!

The lights came back on in that little studio as Nathan Moore was sitting there in his chair Vic T Myser was in his chair Buzz was just sitting off to the side beside Vic as Nathan gave a nod to both men.



That's right I'm not alone because my guests right here have been the only two sons of bitches that actually enjoy my rants one being no stranger to pissing people off Mr. Vic T. Myser and his little nephew The Triple B himself Big Bad Buzz... Probably the only man in the world that is not a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers with an intimidating Beard...


But really right now I gotta ask one of the most serious questions that's been in the back of my mind.. Who in their right mind would ever consider a moron wearing a monkey mask a contender to a title such as The Federation Title? I mean come the fuck on I can probably name a bunch of deserving people than a Soviet Sex Monkey.. Which is why I could see why the braintrust of the RCWF would never allow me to book anything because I'd feed that monkey to Vic an Buzz to make his cornhole an even bigger gaping chasm than someone with the initials P.B.E. Oh yeah I said that as far as I'm concerned anymore fuck the censors and fuck political correctness. I mean come the fuck on your gonna push a fucking monkey for a title and keep other people off the air, I've heard and seen enough mistakes in the world known as RCWF that it would make your head completely spin..

He held up a picture of Corey O'Brian.

Need I say more? remember when he was given the world title and this company took a bigger loss than the time Tad Peters got lost on the way home and then all of sudden became a zombie? Yeah It's stuff like that makes my head completely spin.. I mean I heard of tarnishing a legacy but for crying out loud the people that book this shit need to stop giving the gimmicks the pushes.. The fact is we're living in a time where nobody gives a fuck if someone can wrestle in the ring anymore now it's all about who looks the prettiest or who has the cheesiest gimmick that can be put over and shoved in your face week in and week out.. To me its complete bullshit The wrestling world has gone from a sport where you can leave people wanting more to lets see who can be turned into the biggest cartoon character. If you ask me I feel that if you want cartoon characters turn off the RCWF and infact turn on Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, or Satan himself The Disney Channel. To me Wrestling has infact hit that shit turn in the road where the gimmicks are taking away from the in ring abilities. Take for example a gimmick that everyone knows I despise and it's the satanist over power no sell shit gimmicks of Skipeo, Mike Metal, The Dead Zone, The Zombie Horde so on and so forth... To me these gimmicks are more set for a religious wrestling program and not the RCWF... There were times where maybe those gimmicks would of been over if you were playing it to the crowd that hate their parents and wanted to shock and awe everyone... Now I maybe a little older and my opinion may piss you off but if you ask me I think those gimmicks suck. Then you have someone along the lines of Dylan Thompson who doesn't fucking know who he is on a weekly basis maybe he's bipolar who knows but he changes gimmicks more than Big Bob changes underwear... Okay bad comparison but You're getting the point I'm getting to, If you want the RCWF to survive then its time to drop the shit gimmicks to please the masses and to actually perform in the ring.. Once again this has been another rant by yours truely..
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[Ladies and Gentlemen boys an girls children of all ages it is now time for Part Four so sit back have yourself a tall glass of shut the fuck up and continue to read]






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As the lovely sounds of "Insane" by Frehley's Comet began playing over the airwaves screens turned over to that little studio that was now paid for by the man himself The Industry.

Alright I am back again but now this is an even better set than the garbage can that was handed to me by your esteemed boss Thaddius... Thats right folks it is I the man the myth the legend The whole damn Industry the destroyer of feds the breaker of hopes the smasher of dreams Nathan "shut the fuck up and get over it" Moore!

He took a sip from his cup adjusting that mic as he smiled with a point to the camera that was simulcasting.

Not only am I live on your screens I'm also live on your radio waves. Now there's an interesting note here I was given across the wire and it goes a little something like this.

He took his sunglasses off setting them on the desk as he crumpled the piece of paper some.

This letter comes to us via Tad Peters living in the south side of Raccoon City it is a long distance dedication... and it goes a little like this. Dear Nathan, It has been so long since I had my sanity my skin's turned gray my nails fell off my sight is dim and I smell worse than a rotted steak.. But my heart stopped beating when I met a classy piece of flesh from Boca Rotan Fla.. Her Name was Rita and she hates things like PETA but she doesn't feel the same way she used to for me.. She said that I was falling apart at the seams when my fingers fell off onto her lap and now she won't speak to me again I'm turning to you to see if you'll play a special song for her to tell her how I really feel, if you please could you play my heart will go on by celine dion and let her know that I'll be glad to eat her babies nomnomnomnomnom... Signed Tad Peters...

Nathan was completely speechless for a moment wiping a fake tear from his eye then crumpled the paper up tossing it aside.

Yeeeeeah That shit won't fly with me because I'm not Casey Fucking Caseum.. Actually I'm sure zombie's couldn't even know how to write from what I was told.. You see this is what happens when I'm stuck not having a damn thing to do because our esteemed boss feels that my time is up... Yeah I'll believe that when some people learn how to have a personality.. Oh thats right we'll not get into that again because that's what got me sent out the door without a good luck in your future endeavors message it was more along the lines of just get the fuck out of here..

Anyway there is actually a message somewhere in this rant I just haven't stumbled upon it quite yet, maybe I just love hearing myself speak or maybe the fact is this just down right my attempt to piss someone off to the point where they're gonna wanna punch me in the face so that little clause gets sent to hell in a hand basket.. I haven't been this bored since I last watched an on air promo involving Mr. Jones a van a bag of toys and about four scared children... Tell me if you ever heard that joke it might be read on air.

He took a drink from that cup and then looked to the papers on the desk.

On an interesting side note I haven't been yanked off the air like a child being sent to Mr. Jones' van for a free cup fitting... Ok maybe that was a little too harsh but anyway after he was stuck being in a feud with Krow, Chaos Raiser, an Chessman I think the poor kid stuck out worse than someone with talent in BWC... I mean seriously the poor guy should of just stayed away from the facepaint fiasco of 2010... maybe he would of been better off slapping the Monkey mask wearing prick out of the contender spot and get into the title hunt but again it's just my opinion..


Now in the past everyone has said I've been too mean to the younger guys because either I refused to put them over or help them along the way on their path to the top because I'm a selfish son of a bitch who wanted the spotlight for himself and I have to say Yes to all that it's true because I find these instant pushes to be a bad thing because it inflates the egos all of a sudden you have some guy greener than a patch of grass and they're in the spotlight the big checks the shined up piece of tin in their hand and all of a sudden they think they can coast on by.. To me that's a mistake you've seen some of the best actually work their way up to earn everything they've gotten handed to them. Now you can sit there all you want and call me a prick for pissing on the younger guys and thats fine what are they gonna do? hit me? tell me I'm a big meanie? you know exactly what will happen if some little pissant wants to lay a finger on me then it becomes open season on the RCWF and of course they don't want that to happen so they're gonna sit there and take every little cheap shot I give them till one day they either man up an hit me or go running to Thaddius like a kid that had to tell daddy that big brother was making fun of them for being nothing short of well... Short Bus Material!

But let's face facts here people I've said alot of mean hurtful things about people in the past and I'm never gonna say I'm sorry for it But I will have a big surprise waiting for the entire RCWF and it will either shake the company to it's knees or it'll offend people so much that it'll kill my career but I'm not one for letting the cat outta bag so I'll leave you with these parting words.. 2011 will infact be the start of the Industrial Revolution in the RCWF.

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