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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2011, 04:05 AM (126 Views) | |
| omfgdommy | Feb 5 2011, 04:05 AM Post #1 |
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**The camera fades in on a large back-lit FITZWELL FIGHTING SYSTEMS sign...only the sign actually reads FIZWL FIGHNG YMS because most of the lights are either burned out or broken. The surrounding neighborhood isn't the greatest, as bums mill around like zombies, scuffing the chalk outlines and breaking the forgotten wraps of police tape circling them. The cameraman hurries inside as a group of homeless scumbag, piece of shit, disgusting, miserable wastes of what was once possibly good strong, Caucasian DNA, scuttle toward him. The inside of the "gym" is very poorly lit, as usual, but unlike usual, there are no scantily-clad sweaty men rolling around together on the floor, which Eddie Cool considers a "goddamn shame". The camera stops just inside the doorway, cocking to the right a bit, listening for some clue as to where the inhabitants of the dingy, smelly, house of horrors are lurking at this particular point in time. The camera, swings to the right as a groan, or possibly a moan, drifts out from under one of the many non-descript white doors lining the walls of the gym. The cameraman pushes the door open to a rather horrifying scene. Vic T. Myser and Buzz are lying nude facedown on massage tables. A small Asian ladyboy works on Buzz's shoulders while a flabby, loose-skinned white woman, clad in only a maids apron, chops up and down Vic's back, her arm-fat jiggling with every impact. Vic looks up at the camera, which is still locked on the white women, her face in the pale yellow light looking more and more familiar to viewers. Vic clears his throat and the camera snaps down to him.** "Thass' right boy, you ain't seein' thangs. The pretteh lil' thang workin' mah back's none otha than the 'Queen of Kielbasa', the 'Lady of the Labia', the 'Vulvasaur' herself. Youse might know'er as Nicole Sharp, motha'a RCWF undercard wonder, Roy Sharp. I know'er from 'round the neighbahood. She use'ta work fo' me a long time ago...back den we call't'er Nicole the Hole. She call't lookin' fo' work, so I wen'a'hea't an' toss't 'er a.....bone." **Vic chuckles and puts his face back into the hole cut out in the table, snapping his fingers for the camera to come down to his level...as hard as that seems sometimes. The cameraman nonetheless drops down and points the camera up at Vic's face. Vic's eyes roll in their sockets and his ranting is interrupted constantly with moans and groans of pleasure as Troy Sharp's mom works his....back.** "See, boy. Mmmmm...Buzzcock an' mahself doan like'ta be caught up'inna middle'a otha people's bullshits Nnnnngggggg...Green Noise an' Sean D. seen fit'ta include me...MMMGUH...an' mah esteemed nephew'n they lil' dust up. Na'the way I...Nnnnnnnggghhhhhh...see'it, they got two options. You girls....GUUUUHHNNNNFFF....eitha leave me'n Buzz outta'yer pathetic mid-card title feud, or'ya put yer money where'yer mouff is'an stick Buzzcock in'at match at'da paper'view. Seein' as how we ain't...PRRRRRRNNNNGGGGG...got no match on account'a ShowModels losin'a Jimmy Decision an' Max Light, I thank ol' Buzz woul't be quite'a addition'a that match." **Buzz grunts and the ladyboy titters with laugher. Vic glances towards Buzz's table and chuckles. He begins to address the camera again when Troy Sharp's mom hits a nerve. Vic grunts hard and raises up, admonishing her carelessness and swatting her gravity-devastated ass, exposed to the world in her apron.** "So whiles me an' Buzz'a waitin' fo' yet anotha' match, known as'a 'piss break' to viewers, 'tween'em two cures'fo insomnia, we....NUUUNNNNNN...need't somethin'a do..." **Vic lets a long string of spit fall slowly from his mouth onto the camera lens before the cameraman has time to pull out from under him and exit, stage left.** |
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| xBRONCOSx24 | Feb 5 2011, 04:22 PM Post #2 |
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creative bro. Thats real mature going for the whole "Your Mom" thing...so whats next? a sister? my dad? what about "Im better then you nah nah nah nah nah" grow the fuck up dude...go out make some real friends and get a social life fag
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| Alexander Knight | Feb 5 2011, 04:44 PM Post #3 |
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Thats real mature going for the whole "go out make some real friends and get a social life fag" |
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| omfgdommy | Feb 5 2011, 04:46 PM Post #4 |
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you said in the chat on jtv you didnt read my promos so i didnt think you would ever see this! BOY IS MY FACE RED! brb gonna go make friends and get a social life real quick. plus lol, i called your mom the "vulvasaur". |
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| C A White | Feb 5 2011, 08:18 PM Post #5 |
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Dommy > troy |
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| LastRide | Feb 5 2011, 10:54 PM Post #6 |
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LoL i needed this dommy. vic's beard > troy |
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| The Arabian Hype | Feb 8 2011, 06:36 AM Post #7 |
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BABOOOOO!!
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creative bro. Thats real mature going for the whole "Your Mom" thing...so whats next? a sister? my dad? what about "Im better then you nah nah nah nah nah" grow the fuck up dude...go out make some real friends and get a social life fag




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