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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2012, 01:32 AM (107 Views) | |
| Eddie Cool | Jan 26 2012, 01:32 AM Post #1 |
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What's up bitches?
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Following their tag team victory on Painkiller, Eddie and Daniel Bryan are asked to do an interview with the Dude. "I'm standing here with Eddie Cool and Daniel Bryan, who just advanced into the next round of the impromptu tag team tournament to be continued at Brutal Reunion, with the ultimate prize of facing Your opponents will be Max Krimson and Razor Sharp, two men of whom are no strangers to you, Eddie. Your thoughts?" Eddie grabs the microphone from the Dude, but then Daniel takes the microphone from Eddie. "Quack quack!" Eddie takes the microphone back. "COOOOOLSPIRACY." DBry grabs the mic back. "No, but seriously Dude, we're not worried at all about our opponents. I've never personally wrestled against either Krimson or Sharp, but I've watched plenty of tape on them, and I'm not impressed. Razor Sharp has a tendency of choking in big matches, and Krimson is clearly suffering from some ring rust. As soon as either Eddie or I lock in the Jingle Bell Lock, they'll be crying for their mamas. And you can run and tell that." Eddie takes the microphone. "I'm not worried at all about facing this psuedo Far Beyond Better reunion tour. Max Krimson tucked his tail between his legs and left the company after the new policies were enforced, and Razor Sharp has done absolutely nothing since the changes. Look, DBry and I might not be racking up the wins lately as much as we would like, but it's not our faults. It's all a conspiracy. Or as I've been saying the past couple of weeks ... it's all a Coolspiracy. People might laugh at us and think of us as a comedy act, but that couldn't be further from the truth. There's something fishy going on in the RCWF, and it all revolves around ... me. And possibly DBry, but mainly just myself." The Dude looks at Eddie quizzically "So you believe that everything in the RCWF has something to do with Eddie Cool?" Eddie flicks the Dude in the forehead. "Isn't that what I just said? And look, this isn't a new development. This has been going on for years. Ever since I won that 100-Man Royal Rumble match at Nowhere to Hide, there has been some kind of secret pact between the high RCWF officials to hold me back. To prevent me from achieving my true potential. Let's run through the facts: First, this is the first time since in two years I've been on the same brand as the World Heavyweight Title. Fact. Two, I've only been booked in feuds the past couple of years with people way under my level of talent. Kid Murda. Max Krimson. Showtime Brooks. Fact. Thirdly, I had to defend my X-Division title TWO WEEKS IN A ROW to John Kaos, even though I defeated him the first time we faced off. FACT. Fourthly, I was forced to defend the Revolution Title while I was injured, which is the only reason Max Krimson beat me. FACT. Fifthly, I was screwed out of the World Heavyweight Title by the referee during my match with Domino. FACT. Now, I could go on and on ..." Daniel pipes in. "He honestly could." "... but, if you want to know more ... purchase my soon to be published book, "Coolspiracies: From Bananas to Riches."" Cheesy grin towards the camera, thumbs up from DBry. "I know I've said time and time again that my goal is to become World Heavyweight Champion, but once again a wrench has been thrown in the bigger picture. If these shadow people want to come in and put off the inevitable, then fine. DBry and I will beat Razor Sharp and Krimson, and then we'll beat the living hell out of those green-wearing wannabe so-called "Tag Team Champions." What are they called? Hogwarts or something? Doesn't matter. But if for some reason this doesn't pan out ... MARK MY WORDS ... I will be coming for the World Heavyweight Championship. I don't care who I have to go through. Josh D, Mr. Troupe, Domino, or even mother flippin' Scarecrow, I'M NOT SCARED. This conspiracy will fall, and I will be the one standing tall in its ashes. Whether it be the World or Tag Team titles ... Daniel and I plan on making them ... FLAWLESS" The Dude asks one final question. "Were you somehow involved in John Kaos getting hit by that car in the parking lot?" Eddie looks taken aback by the question. "Jesus. Or course not. I might not like the guy very much, but I'd never run him down. Besides, he was in a bad place anyway. I hope he heals up soon. Let's go DBry." Eddie starts to walk off camera. Daniel looks nervous, like he wants to say something. He opens his mouth like he's about to speak, but nothing comes out. He just nods his head and smirks, then follows after Eddie. |
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| Razor Sharp | Jan 27 2012, 04:32 PM Post #2 |
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The Prodigy Of The Valley
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That may be so.... So take this D-Bry! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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