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"I'm Batman."
Topic Started: Feb 3 2012, 12:01 AM (102 Views)
Cole_Raynor
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We open inside Cole Raynor's (or his Mom's?) living room, where Cole is enjoying a very delicious looking home-made sub sandwich. Each bite sends a loud crunch throughout the room -- he's clearly enjoying it. Cole wipes his mouth ever so elegantly as he begins to address the camera...

Oh. My. God... (yelling) MOM! MOM! YOU KILLED IT ON THIS SANDWICH! Seriously, take a look at this thing. We got lettuce, tomato, onions, ham, turkey, pastrami, cheddar, swiss, ranch, mustard... this bitchin' sub has it all. Damn it...

I haven't felt this good since I beat Max Height by saying "I'm Batman." To be honest, I had no idea I would scare him that much. I mean for real, he just stood there and got himself counted out. I actually wanted to finish the match. I wanted to be able to hit him with The Cole Signal one more time. I wanted some measure of revenge against Tyrant for making me tap out at Brutal Reunion. I wanted see Thunder get his high-pitched ass handed to him. But no.... Max had to get himself counted out.

But I did say I felt good about it, right? Yeah, I did. There's nothing like scaring a guy by saying two words. Kinda makes you feel like a bad ass.


Cole takes another hearty bite of his sandwich. He stares longingly at it for a few moments.

I don't usually cuss, but this is a fucking sandwich. I mean my God.

I've got to slow down though. Can't be putting on pounds while I'm still fighting my three biggest villains at the moment. I'm sure "Management" will give Team Douche and the masked moron another match against my team and I. We'll be ready.

I've actually finished Vander's Robin costume... Well my Mom finally finished it. It's pretty sick. I'm not sure what I want to do for Peyton... Maybe Batgirl? He's got the long hair for it.


Cole sets the plate aside and walks off frame.

(off screen)MOM! Did you make desert?... WHAT? COOKIES N' CREME!?!?!?!


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**February 3rd, 2012**

**A few short moments after watching the Cole Raynor promo Max can be seen backstage. The camera pans in on Max. It is noticed that Max is wearing nose plugs. Before he begins to speak he pulls the nose plugs out and tosses them on the ground.**

"Cole your damn right I refused to wrestle you. When you said 'I'm Batman' I nearly threw up. Your breath was just terrible. Actually....I did throw up a little when you said 'I'm Batman' Jesus I've never smelt breath that was that bad."

**At this time Mr. Jones walks up stands in front of the camera and smiles with his teeth showing. One of his teeth sparkles as he smiles. After the sparkles Jones holds up a pack of Stride Gum.**

"Should have chewed Stride Gum!"

**Jones is then tackled by Villano 11. The Stride gums shoots out of Jones' mouth and Villano, who is wearing a glove, picks it up and runs. The frame freezes and text pops up that says "Spit out your Stride Gum and chew another piece already! Or we'll find you." Jones then gets up and chases after Villano. Max just stands there and nods his head.**

"I had nothing else to prove, you guys haven't beaten me by the 1...2...3, and you never will. You suck, I mean come on, you still live with your mom. Every time I think about that I just want to laugh. It's even funnier that you still think your fucking Batman. News flash Cole, Batman isn't real. He's a make believe comic book character that was made for people like you to jack off too. Onto another matter, Thunder doesn't have a high pitched voice, it's just Big Bob fucking with us by messing with the mic settings every time he talks.

**Mr. Jones and Villano run by again as Max gets ready to continue on with his statement.**

"You then say Management will give you another match with us when you pussies can't even accept my challenges I offer. I offered a ladder match at Brutal Reunion and you guys babied out and said no, typical rookie. Like I said I refuse to have another match with you until you do two things: grow a pair and brush your fucking teeth.

**Max grabs a tooth brush and throws it at the camera and walks away.**
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Records: 3-3 (Max) 2-2 (Thunder)
Title History: 1x Dungeon Tag Champ, 1x Fed Tag Champ
Finishers: 450, Drop Shot (Max) Spear, Axe Kick (Thunder)
Signatures: Hurricanrana, Anaconda Vise (Max) Gutwrench Powerbomb, Code Blue (Thunder)
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