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Your #3 Overall Pick!; That's a good thing, right?
Topic Started: Feb 18 2012, 10:48 AM (118 Views)
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We open to a familiar scene -- Cole Raynor sitting in his "Bat-Cave" in front of his webcam. He's got a bottle of cheap champagne to his right, a victory cigar to his left, and a homemade "CONGRATS!" banner hanging over his head. He is ecstatic to say to the least. He takes a swig from the champagne, but quickly spits it out. Suddenly, his mother's arm appears on screen, Capri-Sun ready. Cole grabs it quickly so he can wash down the the horrible after taste.

Thanks Mom, you're a life saver. I've got to make a video for my fans real quick. I promise I'll be upstairs in like thirty minutes.

Alright Bat-Fans, let's just state the obvious -- #3 OVERALL PICK! Yes, I, Cole Raynor, was the third pick in the 2012 RCWF Draft. The mysterious Demolition GM thought so highly of me, he chose me with his second pick. Crazy right? When I was watching it live from the Bat-Computer, I figured I would go in the later rounds. Now to be clear, I wasn't under-selling or being down about myself and my talents. I just didn't think anyone else was noticing all the great things I've been doing since being on Painkiller.

When you're Batman, you're used to being overlooked and not appreciated for all your work. It's just something that comes with the job. But I am beyond thrilled I've been noticed. My mom's making chicken nuggets to celebrate... SHE NEVER MAKES THOSE!

Now let's get to the main reason I'm making this video. I really want to thank all my fans for believing in me and supporting the good fight. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to pull up the RCWF Fan Forums and read some reactions to the draft. Exciting right?! Let's get to it.


Cole starts to read a few comments to himself... his expression starts to change very quickly. He's starting to look like a kid who woke up on Christmas morning to no presents. Text of the forum posts start to fill the screen...

"Cole Raynor. Third pick. Are you fucking shitting me!?!?" - BigBobbetrollin

"The top two picks are who you build your show around. Thundernick and Cole Raynor? These are your stars?" - DungeonOG43

"Ye ol' Demolition GM been drinking too much rum." - Jake_Rogers_Sweaty_Bandana

"U mad bro? - Demo GM" - QuackQuack

"Hey guys, I know why Cole was Demolition's second round pick. Wait, no I don't. That's just fucking dumb." - RomHackedMYMOM

"lol" - 69FFS69

"The Bat-Fag being picked third is like picking the fat kid first in dodgeball... you do it for the lulz" - HoMYcide3443

"Let's quote Commentator Vader - "Maybe the Demolition GM sees some potential in The Batman". I saw more potential in the deuce I took this morning" - yothaddius_NO


The text on screen slowly fades out. Cole looks distraught, lost, and completely unsure of himself. He reaches towards the webcam as we cut to static...


(To Be Continued)
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Cole walks in through the front door and throws his bag across the room in frustration. Two straight weeks he had a shot to get a T.V. Title match. Two straight weeks he had an opportunity to prove all his doubters wrong. Two straight weeks he came up short...

Stupid Jarek Vanders. Dumb Martin Starr.

Cole flops down on the couch. He flips on the T.V. only to see a commercial for Bloodshed. Eli Eastwood vs. Martin Starr is promoted heavily. Cole slings the remote at the screen, missing badly.

I can't even hit the stupid Zenith. Damn, what am I doing? Why do I even show up at the arena? I consistently come up short in matches, no one there even likes me, my paychecks arrive late week after week... What's the point. Hell, I bet no one would notice if I no showed next week. You know what? I think I might. It's not like I've got a match on the card anyways. If I can't make it on the Bloodshed card then I'm sure as hell not making Night of the Immortals. There goes that paycheck...

Cole's computer makes the "Na na na na na na BATMAN!" sound. He's got new fanmail.

Cole scurries over and opens the message. A smile starts to creep up on his face as he reads.

Hey man, I know you've been having a few rough weeks, but you've just got to keep your head up. The night is darkest just before the dawn. And yes, I did just get through watching The Dark Knight.

Keep your head up Batman. Soon you'll (figuratively) own RCWF.

Well wishes,
ColeSignal24


Cole stands up from his computer desk. He's a new man.

Time to hit the Batcave...


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