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Viva La Rum
Topic Started: Feb 18 2012, 03:08 PM (161 Views)
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EPISODE ONE

The scene opens up at inside the Rogers' estate,the Rum Runner,the large pirate ship that the family have been known to stay aboard when not wrestling for RCWF events.In the living quarters we see Jake Rogers laying down on his trademarked couch looking up at the ceiling,resting his left hand on his stomach.Faith would walk behind the lazy pirate lord swatting him on the back of the head.



"Aye Jake,ye not gonna lay around the house all day,go out and do something."


Jake cracked an eyelid,tilted his head up to make eye contact with his intimidating wife who had just layed down the law.The pirate king would try to reason with his queen as a twisted idea entered what was left of his brain.



"Aye...I see ye terms...all I ask is for a bit of funds,these camera fellas and our lil angry misfit,Justin Sane."


"Deal!Now take Cannonball Justin and get out of here.I be needing a little "me" time."


Jake's eyes opened wide like a a kid during Christmas time hopped off his couch and started to gather his things as he yelled for his partner in crime for this lil excursion,Justin Sane.


"Aye Justin get out here we be having a field trip with this one!"


Justin Sane comes out of the hallway with half of his hair flattened down and the other a complete birds nest.Sane would yell back at Jake.


"What?Hope was showing me how to straighten my hair,does this look like a bald spot to you?"


Sane lowered his head and exposed the middle of his head to Jake.Jake shook his head as he slapped his should as the two made their way out of the door.

"Come on,Faith be wanting us to go out and do something constructive."


Faith tosses a bag to Jake as he catches it,the bag emits a loud jingling sound as she yelled to Jake.

"Try not to get into too much trouble"


Rogers and Sane made their way out of the ship as they went out to dock,right beside the dock is a black slick vehicle with the plate that states."Just-Insane" on the front.Jake threw keys to Sane as the two entered the vehicle,Rogers in passenger and Justin at the wheel of the drivers seat.Justin Sane turned to Jake.



"Where we headed?"


"Ye know the coordinates to the Nathan Moore estate?


"We're fucking with Nate's house again,eh?"


"Absolutely,mate."

Jake would turn on the radio as Alestorms;Rum began to play... Justin Sane in the midst of driving swapped it over to The Killers:Uncle Johnny.The two without exchanging a word would fight over which song would play during their ride to Nate Moore's house.Finally they both twist the knob so that both songs stop and System of a down's Cigaro;echoed through out the car...Jake and Justin paused look at eachother,nodded and continued driving through the roads of Pennsylvania.


2 hours of Eddie Cool theme goodness later


Jake and Justin pull up to the nice house belonging to Nate and Julie.Jake gets out first,Justin soon after.The snow was piled up nicely on the ground as we were in the trail end of the winter months.Jake and Justin pulled out snow shovels...Jake pointed out to a rather feminine looking vehicle.Jake pulled out a lockpick worked his pirate magic,slung the door open as the two began to shovel snow tightly packed into what is to be assumed as Julie's car.


"Wow she's gonna be so pissed when she see's this"


"Ohh Justin m'lad you don't know the half of it,now come on let's give their a kitchen a lil upgrade,aye?"


Jake and Justin go to the trunk of the car and pull out rum barrels as they go around the house,Jake puts down his barrel as he unlocks the window hops through the window,Justin feeds Jake the barrels through the window.The pirate prankster was now in the kitchen as it looked as if no one was home,this was perfect.Jake would then begin to smash the wooden barrels down on the kitchen as the kitchen by the end of this process was up to one's knee's in rum.Jake swimming out of his own mess met Justin at the foot of Nate and Julie's bedroom.As they walk in they see a mass array of KISS portraits and Pokemon posters.Justin reveals a giant paint can showing the color blue.The crew paint the entire bedroom blue as they autograph the new blue paintjob with white painted names of "Justin Sane & Jakey Poo"

"Aye Justin letme see ya phone...now it's time to finish this day off."


Sane hands Jake the phone he dials in some numbers before starting a conversation.


"Why yes I'd like to order 5 dozen orders of heavy sauced pizzas with pepper,onion, anchovies,pineapple and mushrooms...aye and if ye can be sending them to ***** *** street."


Jake hangs up the phone as Justin starts to freaking out.


"Jake! They're home!."

The two quickly run out of the front door trying to get to the car,as they hear Julie's screams of finding her car filled to the brim with snow.Nate jolts through the door to see what has happened as he rushes back out as Jake and Justin are trying to get away..the problem here is that Jake was in such a rush he got in the drivers seat...Sane trying to explain to him how to work a stick shift in the middle of a get away wasn't the best scenario as the two were yanked out of the car by the couple.At the moment a flock of pizza delivery cars pull up.Nate and Julie were speechless.Nate shook his head,as Julie closed her phone and patted Nate on the shoulder and said.


"Oh I have it all under control just let them have their fun."


"You didnt....?"

"Oh yes."

An Hour and a half later of pizza eating on the behalf of Jake and Justin as Nate and Julie facepalm awaiting the call to go into effect.


"JAKE!!!!!!!!!"

Jake dropped his pizza as he turned to Justin Sane who was no longer there but instead left a puff of smoke in his place.He then turned to his half brother, Nate with his arms crossed shaking his head at his front doorstep.Before Jake knew what had happened his hair was grabbed and he was being dragged through the front yard towards a car with skull and crossbones' decals.Jake was hurled single handed by Faith Rogers into the car as the door shut.Jake's head popped up as he had those sad puppy dog eyes on his face.Faith would have one pissed off look on her face as she apologizes to Nate and Julie.


"I am so sorry about this... thank you for calling me,This won't be happening again anytime soon.I assure you."


The car drives off as Jake would embark on his own trail of tears as the scene comes to a close.


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EPISODE TWO


A customized Viva La Rum intro would play as the scene takes place as the crew this time was a bit altered.Justin Sane had left on a quick tour out of the states,leaving Jake,Faith and their pirate offspring,Hope Rogers.However Jake had called up his brother,Nate Moore and close friend,Donovan Pain.The group were gathered outside of the Rogers estate.The Rogers estate being the "Rum Runner" the legendary vessel of the pirate duo,Jake and Faith.Jake who had his hair up in a pony tail and his signature bandanna called the crew meeting to order.


"Aye ya know what today is,don't ya?"


Donovan Pain would reply by throwing rubber ducks at Hope Rogers after the array of rubber duck furry,Hope would walk off facepalming,going back inside of the ship.Dono looked to Jake as if he did something wrong.Faith chimed in.


"Excuse her,Dono.She be at a fragile age."


Nate Moore who was looking frustrated came out with his response to Jake's question.


"ST. Patricks Day"


Jake nodding,would begin to explain his plan for the day


"Exactly!Today is Sean Libby day so here be me own proposal for this day of green goodness..."


Jake would be interrupted by Donovan Pain as the duck man began to ramble!


"ohh I know I know!!!! We're gonna take Grem,Eddie Cool,Greenvoid and lock them in a cage and throw ducks at them!!!!!!?"


Jake's jaw dropped as the camera turned to Nate Moore who had a similar expression and then to Faith who was sitting on a wooden barrel at this point reading a magazine tuning Pain out.


"Yeah..uh huh sure sounds good,Dono."


Jake just as confused looked at his plans on a notepad before Nate Moore snatched it from Jake.Clearing his throat Nate read out the instructions.


"Man I gotta do everything myself.Alright listen up!On ST Patrick's Day we are going to go by and "St Patty-fy".."St patty-fi"?Really Jake?Making words up,anyway.St Patty-fi the homes of the loved ones of Eddie Cool,Grem and Sean Libby.Get?Got it?Good."


Jake had a blank expression on his face as Nate slapped the clipboard into his chest.Jake took the clipboard still dumbfounded.The scene switched over to a nice looking house that had the subtitles of Grem's HouseJake,Faith,Dono who was carrying a handful of rubber ducks,and Nate Moore would knock on the door.The door opened and there was a not so tall Filipino woman wearing a Voodoo T-shirt.She had a strange look on her face like she was looking at two pirates,a man who thought he was a duck.Nate Moore being the only one who could fit normally with society.Jake bowed before speaking to her.


"Ahoy there lass.I be Captain Jolly Jake Rogers,this is me lovely wife,Faith.Me brother Nathan Moore,and a one Duck Man, Donovan Pain.We're friends of Cli...Grem,and for ST.Pattys day with your consent of course we're gonna add a bit of spirit to your house."


"Ummm I'm not sure...wait what are you doing?"


Dono would be seen spray painting a giant green duck on the side of the house.Nate and Faith couldn't keep themselves from laughing as Jake could see the lady getting a more angry by the second.So the pirate king would grab Dono by the arm and run off as the woman went inside to most likely call the police.Which kinda sucked seeing as how Jake just gave her all of their names,more legal work for Thaddius' lawyers to deal with.No wonder Jake was far from Thaddius' favorite.The next house would be that of the parents to a green haired wonder,Eddie Cool.Jake and the crew knocked on the door.An older lady came out who can be identified as
Eddies Mom.Before Jake could even speak.She went on a rampage.


"No no no no no no!!! I'm tired of you crazy wrestler people coming over to my house and calling me asking for Eddie!!!!Bad enough Eddie stopped hanging out with that homicidal Eddie fella.I mean who wants their son around someone who is homicidal!"


Dono would interrupt Eddie Cools enraged mother by throwing a rubber duck at her.She was stunned for a minute.Jake's eyes widened as he went to run away,but tripped on a step and went rolling down the steps.Nate smirked as Misses Cool was yelling and screaming.Faith would politely say.

"Happy ST.Patrick's Day Misses Cool.We'll be going now"


As the crew walked off,Dono running down the street leading the pack.Nate nonchalantly strolling as he looked at Misses Cool and made a "Call me" like motion.Faith who was dragging a self KO'ed Jake Rogers,slapped Nate on the chest.


"I'm telling Julie"

"What!?She knows I look.I just can't touch."


The scene cuts to a closet randomly placed.Growls can be heard coming from the door.Jake would come walking by whistling to 15 men on a deadmans chest as he put a leprechaun decoration on the door and with a hammer,a hammer that wouldn't return 500 times but a carpenters hammer.Nailed the ornament up and walked away as a dark scary voice would say


"The keeper wishes you a happy ST.Patrick's Day."


The scene faded out to Dublin Ireland where the crew of The Rogers Duo,Moore and Pain would be walking down the streets of the Irish homeland on Sean Libby.Speak of the devil there we was in his pale glory outside of a pub.Libby being a big guy would avoid eye contact from Nate Moore,but Donovan Pain would be right in front of him looking innocent as he offered him a rubber duck with a spiked up red troll hair ontop of it.Libby looked at it for a moment before smiling,patting Dono on the back as the five went inside of the pub.There Sean would hold a toast for the crew.


"To my newest friend,Donovain Pain.And these nice pirate fellas and that one Nathan Moore fella.TO ST PATRICK.Happy St Patties day everyone.Cheers!"


Jake,Faith,Nate,Dono all clinked cups with Libby as Jake looked into the camera showing off his golden teeth and spoke.


"Well I think we made quite an impact this ST.Patrick's Day...what else can I say.Happy St.Patties day,mates!!!"


Jake hopped up on the table and would begin to do a lil Irish jig as Libby joined in.Faith would facepalm as Nate patted her on the shoulder also shaking his head,as Donovan would begin to applaud the do attempting to perform a drunken river stomp.The scene faded to black.
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