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| "Showtime Brooks is a talentless, showbiz hack."; Shoryu throws a tantrum, rips ST Brooks. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 19 2012, 06:52 PM (180 Views) | |
| danshoryu | Mar 19 2012, 06:52 PM Post #1 |
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From out of Thaddius's office door, a shirtless Dan Shoryu walked out. He walked over to where the interviews are normally conducted. The backdrop was an old rusty gate with a "RCWF PainKiller" logo similar to the background on old "Raw is War" promos. The expression of his eyes was shielded by his Ray Ban wayfarers. His black tights w/neon green stripes were cut off at the hip by the camera. He held a microphone to his face with his right hand looking, slightly swaying left to right, as he began his shit-talking tirade with a furrowed brow. "Showtime Brooks? More like a talentless showbiz hack!" "Unofficial statements? Here's an official statement for you: YOU SUCK! Nobody likes you! And you're going to be completely forgotten about in a year's time!" "Who do you think you are? Coming out here and cutting a promo on how you deserve a title shot, how you...", he made quotation gestures with two fingers on his left hand, "resparked the careers of Nathan Moore, Jon Kaos, and Eddie Cools. How RCWF NEEDS you....how you're so awesome..BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" "Horseshit! You're worthless, and I can't believe I even had the dishonor of having to face a chump jobber like you!" "Everyone knows what happened last week was a complete robbery. You took advantage of a rare opportunity when my back was turned. And you're faggot little cheating ass bitch that had homosexual relations with the referee on duty that night." "EVERYONE KNOWS it was a fast count, and that shit is undebatable!" "This has gotta be the lamest wrestler of all time we're talking about here." "First, there was Mr. Showtime, who was a complete faggotty jobber." "Then there was Mike 'Showtime' Jones, one of Krow's failed alter-egos, that I defeated for the RCWF World Championship back in the day." "Now there's this new 'Showtime', who probably watched too many episodes of Weeds and Californication and thought it was a cool name." "Oh yeah, you're Mr. Showtime, like you're so entertaining that people are gonna tune in just to watch you. Ahaha..how laughable!" "You don't know how to create ratings for RCWF Television. Thad INC. loses money...to people changing the channel to Mixed Martial Arts every time you come on camera." "They shouldn't even give me a rematch with you, they should ship your ass back to Main Event Superstars." "What happened was so embarrassing, the footage of the match is not even available, therefore whatever happened in that ring has been ANNULLED." "It's common knowledge that you don't stand a chance against Dan Shoryu on a regular day." "But if I am...for some strange reason, ever booked against you in any kind of contest in the future. I'm going to do one of two things: pin your for the 1 2 3, or make you tap out like a baby!" "And after that, there's one thing I'm definitely going to do one thing. And that is...SHATTER...YOUR kneecap ....with a SLEDGEHAMMER! And make it to where you're wheel chair bound for the rest of your stupid life!" "And the fans will be like...'DAMN...RCWF is WAY MORE...WATCHABLE! Now that they're not insulting our intelligence by putting worthless, talentless assclowns like 'SHOWTIME' Brooks in the spotlight!'" Shoryu drops the mic on the hard floor, creating a booming, echoing *THUD* and walks off camera. |
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