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| "...And It's Coming Closer; My Gold on the Ceiling" | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 29 2012, 08:07 PM (164 Views) | |
| Razor Sharp | Mar 29 2012, 08:07 PM Post #1 |
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The Prodigy Of The Valley
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And it's coming closer... You shimmy-shook my boat Leaving me stranded all in love on my own Do you think of me Where am I now Baby where do I sleep Feels so good but I'm old 2000 years of chasing taking its toll And it's coming closer And it's coming closer And it's coming closer And it's coming CLOSER!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXTv5Ondgs&feature=related "Closer" by Kings of Leon begins to play it's instrumental outro into the ears of Razor Sharp through his iPod as he sits in his locker room, fresh off his victory in his triple threat match against Team Elite member Max Height and one-half of the RCWF World Tag Team Champions and British Invasion 2.0 member Connor Spaulding. Razor is showered up and changed into his street clothes, not because he needed to clean up the sweat and blood, but mostly to get rid of the baby oil. In what was considered a preview to the possible 3 team TLC match to take place at Night of the Immortals XI for the World Tag Team Championships, Razor seemed to handily take care of two of his opponents in a rather easy fashion. As the song concludes, he is able to hear a knock on the door. He answers it to reveal it to be a RCWF.com reporter, looking for a quick word with Razor... Razor, you got a minute to discuss your victory tonight and about Night of the Immortals XI? Yeah, sure, what do you need to know? Ok, well you seemed to be in the zone tonight and you came out on top. What are your feelings? My feelings are rather simple. But first, a couple of fun facts for the great fans watching this online. First, did you know that British Invasion and Max Height have held both the Dungeon and Main Roster Tag Titles at one point? Good for them, but tonight they faced the rejuvenated Razor Sharp, and they paid dearly for their cockyness and confidence. When the new season of the RCWF began and I turned my motives around, I promised that the new Razor Sharp would be better, more focused, more enthusiastic, and the wrestler for the RCWF Universe. One who they could rally behind, and one they could actually relate to, not like these other cartoon characters who do get cheered, but are completely unrelatable. I promised that I would be a new man in 2012, and I have done that so far. This season, I have only lost once, to Norns, which was in 2011. In 2012, I have yet to been pinned or submitted. Sure both of these teams have defeated Far Beyond Better once before, but let's be honest with ourselves here. Team Elite won because Max Height grabbed a handful of Max Krimson's tights and wanted to sneak a peek at his ass and British Invasion, the so-called "submission specialists" just use that as an excuse to feel up other men in the ring. Now I know Max Krimson is an attractive man, but you two guys can find other ways of getting off to your fetishes. Back to business, tonight, plain and simple, was just a preview of what I can do to those two teams, and any other teams who think they can beat myself and Max Krimson. We're called Far Beyond Better for a reason! Last year, me and Krimson headlined the very same PPV we will win the World Tag Team Championships this year. However, with both of us coming off of losses last year, and myself being 0-3 at the event, we're EXCITED for Night of the Immortals XI. EXCITED to take four clowns and bash their skulls in with steel chairs, EXCITED to drive them through wooden tables, EXCITED to climb those ladders and see them fall fifteen feet to their abyss as Max Krimson and myself hold the "pennies" high and call ourselves, not only World Tag Team Champions, but winners at the grandest stage of them all! Sounds good, Razor, and I wish you the best of luck next weekend. One final question, do you think that your "title curse" will once again come back and haunt you? Haha yeah, just because I am 0-5 in title matches in the RCWF, I am somehow cursed. But you see, back to what I was saying, the old Razor Sharp who only cared about himself and nothing else, he was the one in those matches. I would like to clean the slate with that and start from anew. The new and improved Razor Sharp will finally get to test this "curse" and I plan on killing two birds with one stone by winning the World Tag Team Championships with one of the best tag team wrestlers in RCWF history and by putting some gold around this waist. British Invasion, Team Elite, I used to be just as cocky as you guys. I used to think that everyone was above me and that I was God's gift to the world. Well that mentality got me NOWHERE! It took me a long time to realize my error and to finally embrace the ones who keep me employed in the first place, the ones who go out and spend 20 bucks on this very shirt I am wearing, and the ones who makes signs with my name on it and cheer for me, the fans! It feels so much better than staying in the dark, like you guys. So while you guys are limping into the match with all the confidence in the world solely on yourselves, me and Max Krimson will have Flair Country on our side and, WOOO!, we are so fucking pumped up and EXCITED for this match, there is no possible way that we will walk out of Charlotte, North Carolina without the World Tag Team Championships! As the last song I was listening to on my iPod says, And It's Coming Closer. And It's Coming Closer. The Kings of Leon couldn't be more right. It IS coming closer. Night of the Immortals XI is coming closer, and our reign as the NEW World Tag Team Champions is coming closer, because he is the MK Ultra and I am the Prodigy of the Valley and we are Far Beyond Better than you! Thanks Razor! Razor slowly shuts the door and heads back to his chair in the locker room. He grabs his iPod again and puts the headphones back in his ear and pushes play. As the final few seconds tick away from the previous Kings of Leon song, he anxiously awaits the next song.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdTbE9LAtY Ha! Sometimes it just fucking knows said Razor as the intro played of "Gold on the Ceiling" by The Black Keys. Night of the Immortals, my gold will be on that ceiling. "Down in the waves She screams again Roar at the door My mind can't take much more I could never drown They wanna get my, They wanna get my Gold on the ceiling..." (Open to British Invasion 2.0 or Team Elite) |
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| Man of the Dark | Mar 30 2012, 02:54 PM Post #2 |
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Master of the 450
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**March 30, 2012** **The scene opens up with Hardcore Champion Chris Jones and Villano messing around in the hallways of the RCWF locker room.** "Alright Villano, I'm going to teach you how to dance. OK first, put your right foot in, then put your right foot out, then put your right foot in, then shake it all about. Now do the hokey pokey, and turn yourself around, that's what it's all about. Easy enough?" **The camera pans out and Max Height is seen standing there nodding his head in disgust. As he is shaking his head Max walks away. A short while later Max Height is stopped by "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross.** "*sighs*What do you want now JR? I'm in a terrible mood right now." "It wont take long I promise, I have some steaks on the grill. What are your thoughts on Razor Sharp's recent interview?" "Razor first of all, you only won the match because I hit three Drop Shot's to Connor out there. You aren't good, you aren't Far Beyond Better, and as much as it pains me to say this Troy Sharp is better than you, and I really don't like Troy Sharp. Now Razor you complain how I pinned Max Krimson a few weeks ago, then you said, and I quote, 'I know Max Krimson is an attractive man' I'm starting to wonder about you, *cough* Fag *cough*, damn allergies. You then go onto brag about your record. Who cares, when it comes down to a tag title match we all know Team Elite will be victorious, not Far Beyond Better and not those British piece of shit Champions. Jr, just give me the mic and go check on your steaks, you got me going and I don't feel like stopping." **JR hands the mic to Max and walks away** "Alright let's put a little counter down at the bottom of the screen and let's see how many times Razor said the word excited in his promo." **As Razor's interview runs the counter counts up each time Razor says the word excited. When the interview is over the counter is on number five.** "Well, not quite the record but close enough. Learn some new words jackass. Razor you're not fooling anyone everyone knows that your 0-5 past will come to haunt you in your next title match. You are the only team out of the three of us that hasn't won a tag title, and you wont be winning any anytime soon. Also Razor, I was in your locker room earlier, you shouldn't be leaving nice stuff lying around." **Max pulls out Razor's iPod and drops it on the ground and stomps on it, breaking it in the process.** "Good luck listening to your 'inspirational music' now" **Max drops the mic right next to the broken iPod and walks away.** |
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