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" I've Lost Control Again --; -- And The Night Is Closing In. "
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 08:28 PM (201 Views)
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In the midst of a Fan Interaction Weekend, leading into the eleventh annual Night of the Immortals showcase, a siren sounded off. All you could see is a bullhorn held above the heads of the masses as it mimicked a riot squad entering the facility to shut it down, and people would scatter. With RCWF.com cameras on hand to record all the festivities, one finally saw what the cause was: John Kaos. The man hadn't been seen in over a week now as he parted through the sea of fans with his siren going, clearly intent to get somewhere and somewhere fast. While his motives were never clear, his destination was: one of the steel structures used to pin up some overhead lighting. It was sturdy enough to hold the Texan up as he climbed a few feet, making sure his whole upper half was above everyone else's head and rigged up his megaphone to stay in place where all he had to hold was that small hand radio. Regardless of what he says, who he hurts and what he does, he still always manages to get some support from a few of the die hard fans who appreciate everything he's done through his career, but causing a stir like this nights before the big show was even bigger. With the free arm tied around the steel structure, Kaos held the radio up to his mouth and just smiled.

"Could someone please tell all of the deaf people in the crowd that I am in need of their COMPLETE and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION?!"

He always acknowledged the fact that he was theatrical in his approach, but even the fans were entertained and applauded him. John soaked it in for a second then continued.

"I don't know if any of you have been to RCWF's website or have bought a program to that show happening in two nights. You know the one .. the Night of the Immortals -- Right? That's what it's called? Has that keyword i'm reading: Immortals? If i'm wrong, someone PLEASE stop me.

"But if i'm right -- and just humor me, people -- is there an omission from the card?"

This began the traditional chant: John-E-K-Os, Clap-Clap-ClapClapClap. It would continue for a few moments before John sounded off the siren again and continued his dialogue.

"Let me be the Elephant in the Room. Let me tell you about the past three-hundred and sixty-some-odd days of MY career. I gave up a Federation Championship Match to establish new talent. I worked on character development with guys who are considered the future of RCWF. I took a new generation that acted lost and gave them light at the end of the tunnel. I watched some of my friends leave this business. I watched a conceited, untalented asshole throw away the RCWF World Heavyweight Title for a fat vagina and a few extra kitty cats in Georgia. I stepped back for the company to move new guys ahead and, frankly, the vast majority haven't done anything impressive. And that makes John Kaos a little bit sad.

"I thought that maybe the promotion just needed some old flavor: it needed a group of guys who viewed themselves as a cut above everyone else. So, I created TakeOver. Allow me to restate that, and poke your neighbor so they have their hearing-aides turned up: I Created TakeOver! The group of guys who were set to run the company? The guy with the megaphone did that, just like the guy with the megaphone did it ten years ago. Ya'll saw some interesting stuff, and ya'll got a new champion in Domino. But if a one-month Tag Team Title Reign with Nate Moore is the highlight of my year -- and no disrespect to my B-F-F -- but that is the sign of a SAD year for me!

"Know what i've done this year? Jack shit. I didn't get to be in the Nowhere to Hide Match. I had to do a gimmick where life-imitated art and be run down by a car after being hit by one. And i've had to put over opponent after opponent without any real payoff. Now? Now i'm looking at the Night of the Immortals card two-days out and my name isn't anywhere on there. Does anyone know who puts the 'Immortal' in 'Night of the Immortals'?"

For a second time, the John-E-K-Os chant began. Kaos surveyed his people beneath him and nodded along. But when he had enough, he just reached into his back pocket and pulled out a torn white envelope. Those who follow RCWF know what that was. It was his contract from over the summer where he won a bet with Thaddius. Dallas Mavericks beat the Oklahoma City Thunder in the NBA Playoffs. Kaos has the rights to a World Title Match.

"Know what I want to see at this year's Night of the Immortals? Me in my first Championship Match at the show in a decade! In my hand is something that grants me a World Title Match. That means either for the RCWF World Heavyweight Championship or the RCWF World Tag Team Championships with a partner of my choosing, which would obviously be Nate Moore. The guy can pull double duty, and you know why? HE'S NATE GOD-DAMNED MOORE! But know what I want more than anything else? I want to headline MY show! Just once! Put the guy with the best record in there with two men who i've beaten on Pay-Per-View! Eddie Cool blames me for costing him the match at Snowbrawl? Fine. Domino thinks he can do it all on his own? Great.

"I say we make this a Triple Threat Ladder Match for the title. Let's see if someone can stop the Immortal at Night of the Immortals! If no one wants to book me, i'll book myself! It's the fun part of Creative Control. It's the best part about being me!

"Ladies and gentlemen, this public service announcement has been brought to you by the Egomaniac. Welcome to Night of the Immortals, the House that John Kaos built! And someone go tell Eddie Cool, Domino and the British Cid-Phoenix Look-A-Likes that one of them will be taking nap come this weekend!"

Turning back on the siren, Kaos started to unhook his little home-made apparatus and climbed down from the structure. Getting patted and swatted at by the fans, John just held the megaphone back up above his head and let it blast. It was his way of cutting through the crowd without a security escort and headed towards the nearest exit.
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SEXIER THAN JOHN KAOS
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Far away, in the back of the crowd, sometime later that night, you can see someone with green hair standing in a crowd of people chanting ...

"YES!
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"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

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