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| HILARIOU$LY BAD RHYMEZ; po$t hilariou$ly bad rhymez, if you will | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 05:59 PM (277 Views) | |
| key grip flip dip trip | Jun 17 2005, 05:59 PM Post #1 |
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Any Ol' Skank Ho
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courte$y of Paul Wall::: 1. 'im prolly $imlar to an ant, cuz im low to tha earth, people$ feelin$ get hurt when they figure out what im worth.' 2. 'i got tha internet goin nutz. but t-flava'$ got my back $o now im holdin my nutz.' 3. 'im paul wall baby, whatcha now bout ME? im on that 5-9- $outh lee, baby, holla at me!' |
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| Melvin | Jun 18 2005, 12:08 PM Post #2 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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Now I'm in the limelight 'cau$e I rhyme tight Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade Born $inner, the oppo$ite of a winner Remember when I u$ed to eat $ardine$ for dinner Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri Funkma$ter Flex, Lovebug $tar$ky I'm blowin' up like you thought I would Call the crib, $ame number $ame hood It'$ all good $up |
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| Math | Jun 19 2005, 06:25 PM Post #3 |
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even veteran$ come out with tight pant$ n lip$tick |
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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| Bulbasaur | Jun 20 2005, 09:44 AM Post #4 |
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wanna get dip? well, ill give you da flipper all the bitche$, hoe$, $lut$ backin up them butt$ invitin my cock but i know id get cut by them niggah playa$ i manage to $neak over to one fine bitch begin to give her my $ale$ pitch "yo... ho wanna go to domino$? or, ju$t maybe get potatoe$ and gravy @ Don'$ cafeteria oh, really? you get bad diarrhea?" $o that$ when i took that bitch into another room and i went boom boom and raped her $ilently :ph43r: |
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| Melvin | Jul 8 2005, 11:10 AM Post #5 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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even veteran$ ball with tight pant$ n lip $tick |
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| $$$$C$& | Aug 24 2005, 07:26 PM Post #6 |
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Smokesnack Mountain
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$$$$WILFREDO$$$$ |
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I WOKE UP AND MY LIZARD WAS CORONATED_EV^ it moved slowly, its octet of catatonic eyes staring in more than 360 degrees | |
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| Math | Sep 5 2005, 10:49 PM Post #7 |
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haha, i like you |
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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| $$$$C$& | Sep 5 2005, 10:52 PM Post #8 |
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Smokesnack Mountain
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Screeching like a bald eagle. |
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I WOKE UP AND MY LIZARD WAS CORONATED_EV^ it moved slowly, its octet of catatonic eyes staring in more than 360 degrees | |
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| Melvin | Sep 5 2005, 10:52 PM Post #9 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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EV TKO'D THE MASCOT |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Sep 6 2005, 08:36 PM Post #10 |
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Let's kill Martha
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nokturnnnuhl |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| The Law Of the Sun | Oct 4 2005, 06:38 PM Post #11 |
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Colors tremble Number’s reassemble And that’s all I have in temple If you want I could use the restroom I’ll try to find the best room I’m like a power loom To me I will not except assumptions Visible corruption, on air destruction Real life instructions Hey bud do you know how to read? You’ve got opposite creed Well you need to lead the creed I’ll show you what you need A brain to entertain and never show shame just keep on the game. Two volts so different there was no electricity on the potential drop Hesitant crimes look two cops. Recently invented corporation Animation temptation at this new formatted foundation Personification eyes head hair…..do you dare make a musical notation I’m a personal gamma radiation. Sorry Miss if I’m causing aggravation. But I didn’t know the guy so I can’t replace him. Yea that’s bull, How about an imitation. Let me just wonder off. To ponder what’s lost. Lady do I know you and if so what did I show you. I’ve been of no inspiration. If anything a temptation to vacation. We worked together a little I’ve got no explanation. So I helped you with papers gave you some information. I’ve reached to your destination. My words of combination. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? All out of nowhere: beautiful coloration. I started to get adjusted but then I busted. Oh I mean spontaneously combusted. Chorus: You never know what you mean to people. So catch up with them and look through the peephole. Cause you never know when things will pop up. Make your body feel locked up. You get hit and knocked up. And in some cases expand like rice and die. You never know what you’ve done in some one’s life and that’s not lie. Yo , So what figures. I sit here and get sicker and sicker. A Shitty sensation All these chords and vibrations. Cannot figure a possible location. Doing the opposite of what’ logic it’ll lead to another relation dead So go back to bed get up and say what’s said It’s my life and I am this creation Whether I’m dead or have no admiration. And to this day not another duplication. Repetition taught me repetitions my educations That poor guys funeral had people without thought And by my rhymes those sickfucks were caught So no matter what and where things in my life happen. I still use repetition and I will always be rapping. What problem have I solved here in my life? Well, none Except I’m best spoken when I write. That mans lifestyle was an invite and overwought. If you don’t know who’s lifestyle was written your to uptite. I’ll watch you for a while you just stay insight. Chorusrepeat3 i wrote that, a while ago. |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Oct 4 2005, 09:16 PM Post #12 |
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Let's kill Martha
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i think The Law of the Sun looks like my Granddad:![]() f that ish. uh huh i said it. :P |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| master p | Dec 11 2005, 10:42 PM Post #13 |
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to eat is to bleat, yet without feet can we really cheat? of course not, its like a half bot of whisky, and its risky to see a bee with no knees cos then you're not big ben and so left high and dry up in the sky idiot |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Dec 11 2005, 10:55 PM Post #14 |
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Let's kill Martha
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yer talking bout a lamb? well whut's yr view on 2 Live Crew? (n yer talkin about 2livekrew?) |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| Melvin | Dec 17 2005, 01:49 PM Post #15 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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my neck v my back my balls v chad qualls |
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