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HILARIOU$LY BAD RHYMEZ; po$t hilariou$ly bad rhymez, if you will
Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 05:59 PM (277 Views)
key grip flip dip trip
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Any Ol' Skank Ho
courte$y of Paul Wall:::

1. 'im prolly $imlar to an ant, cuz im low to tha earth, people$ feelin$ get hurt when they figure out what im worth.'

2. 'i got tha internet goin nutz. but t-flava'$ got my back $o now im holdin my nutz.'

3. 'im paul wall baby, whatcha now bout ME? im on that 5-9- $outh lee, baby, holla at me!'
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Melvin
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Now I'm in the limelight 'cau$e I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
Born $inner, the oppo$ite of a winner
Remember when I u$ed to eat $ardine$ for dinner
Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri
Funkma$ter Flex, Lovebug $tar$ky
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Call the crib, $ame number $ame hood
It'$ all good

$up
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Math
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even veteran$ come out with tight pant$ n lip$tick
eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class
eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow
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Bulbasaur
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wanna get dip?
well, ill give you
da flipper

all the bitche$, hoe$, $lut$
backin up them butt$
invitin my cock
but i know id get cut
by them niggah playa$

i manage to $neak over to one fine bitch
begin to give her my $ale$ pitch
"yo... ho
wanna go to domino$?
or, ju$t maybe
get potatoe$ and gravy
@ Don'$ cafeteria
oh, really?
you get bad diarrhea?"

$o that$ when i took that
bitch into another room
and i went boom boom
and raped her
$ilently :ph43r:
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Melvin
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even veteran$ ball with tight pant$ n lip $tick
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$$$$C$&
Smokesnack Mountain
$$$$WILFREDO$$$$
I WOKE UP AND MY LIZARD WAS CORONATED_EV^
it moved slowly, its octet of catatonic eyes staring in more than 360 degrees
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$$$$C$&,Aug 24 2005
07:26 PM
$$$$WILFREDO$$$$ i like ren n stimpy cos i suck

haha, i like you
eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class
eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow
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$$$$C$&
Smokesnack Mountain
Screeching like a bald eagle.
I WOKE UP AND MY LIZARD WAS CORONATED_EV^
it moved slowly, its octet of catatonic eyes staring in more than 360 degrees
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Melvin
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EV TKO'D THE MASCOT
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b1G___m@RTh@
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nokturnnnuhl
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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The Law Of the Sun

Colors tremble
Number’s reassemble
And that’s all I have in temple
If you want I could use the restroom
I’ll try to find the best room
I’m like a power loom
To me I will not except assumptions
Visible corruption, on air destruction
Real life instructions
Hey bud do you know how to read?
You’ve got opposite creed
Well you need to lead the creed I’ll show you what you need
A brain to entertain and never show shame just keep on the game.
Two volts so different there was no electricity on the potential drop
Hesitant crimes look two cops.
Recently invented corporation
Animation temptation at this new formatted foundation
Personification eyes head hair…..do you dare make a musical notation
I’m a personal gamma radiation.
Sorry Miss if I’m causing aggravation.
But I didn’t know the guy so I can’t replace him.
Yea that’s bull, How about an imitation.
Let me just wonder off.
To ponder what’s lost.
Lady do I know you and if so what did I show you.
I’ve been of no inspiration.
If anything a temptation to vacation.
We worked together a little I’ve got no explanation.
So I helped you with papers gave you some information.
I’ve reached to your destination.
My words of combination.
What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
All out of nowhere: beautiful coloration.
I started to get adjusted but then I busted.
Oh I mean spontaneously combusted.



Chorus: You never know what you mean to people.
So catch up with them and look through the peephole.
Cause you never know when things will pop up.
Make your body feel locked up.
You get hit and knocked up.
And in some cases expand like rice and die.
You never know what you’ve done in some one’s life and that’s not lie.


Yo , So what figures.
I sit here and get sicker and sicker.
A Shitty sensation
All these chords and vibrations.
Cannot figure a possible location.
Doing the opposite of what’ logic
it’ll lead to another relation dead
So go back to bed
get up and say what’s said
It’s my life and I am this creation
Whether I’m dead or have no admiration.
And to this day not another duplication.
Repetition taught me repetitions my educations
That poor guys funeral had people without thought
And by my rhymes those sickfucks were caught
So no matter what and where things in my life happen.
I still use repetition and I will always be rapping.
What problem have I solved here in my life?
Well, none Except I’m best spoken when I write.
That mans lifestyle was an invite and overwought.
If you don’t know who’s lifestyle was written your to uptite.
I’ll watch you for a while you just stay insight.



Chorusrepeat3


i wrote that, a while ago.
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b1G___m@RTh@
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i think The Law of the Sun looks like my Granddad:

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f that ish. uh huh i said it. :P
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master p

to eat is to bleat, yet without feet can we really cheat? of course not, its like a half bot
of whisky, and its risky
to see a bee with no knees
cos then you're not big ben
and so left high and dry up in the sky
idiot
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b1G___m@RTh@
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master p,Dec 11 2005
10:42 PM
to eat is to bleat

yer talking bout a lamb?
well whut's yr view on 2 Live Crew?
(n yer talkin about 2livekrew?)
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Melvin
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my neck v my back
my balls v chad qualls
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