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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 8 2006, 09:58 PM (277 Views) | |
| elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT | Apr 8 2006, 09:58 PM Post #1 |
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i crapped a button
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so i was going through old word documents and i found these poems that ev and i co-wrote on the internet, making each thing we said on AIM part of the poem after we named the title. anyway, i thought i would share them. here they are, enjoy! (feel free to post your own on here and give some feedback to all PO'ets: freestyle internet poems by Ted Gordon and Ev Be It The Behemoth They crawl like diligent snakes they intertwine and escape your heart through its cavaties like losing the iv needle Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other "Hey , does this taste a little funny 2u?" Coast to coast bitches Coast to coast bitches I saw from every length and every maw i took out a spoon and sampled them all these coast to coast bitches, short and tall i was looking at my internet private messages when it struck me: the only reason i look skinny is because ive convinced myself i am! when in fact, i am fat, like a waddling scarf other people think i am fat the rooster crows for thee take unto the trees for they are your only protection from the ravenous bees of the challa loop i tried to warn you dear of the semen in your ear you took a trip, 'twas quite a flip now you're getting fucked by a wild grizzlie Telephone Me In The Dark When I'm Masturbating To Elfish Porn it was grody outside, like a crusted sock i traveled outside to play basketball with the local rodents (g0) (g)0) BBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLOoooooOOoooOOOOOoooo WwwWwwWwwW ;oioiioioioioioiooioi i heard about her mishap that night how her face was crooked and punished and weathered UIUIUIUIUIUIUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO UEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA UYAUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUy how the blood sucked together and formed a triangle on her forehead it was that night i realized lifes greatest truth: turtles are the perfect mounting substance for your camera when making pornographic films Astralis Blood Roach; champ or chump? They took all the best ones and rolled fat in the ocean Screaming for an iceburg or like a calendar they raped me with a spork that's why i am crying bobby hicks said while dinging the doorbell of his demise i was listening to the futureheads when i was having phone sex with an orphan Day 1 : The B Y O C TTTTTTTTTTTTT%%%%555555555....... NIniNioJICuiuIUIUiuiui HONEYhoneyHONEYBABYbabyBABY DO DO DO DO ME ME ME EM Machines Are Taking Over The World and His Name Is Rush Limbaugh 'twas a dreary day in that september when i took a shovel and my throbbing member I HID THEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ENVELOPE GETS TRAPPED IN A MAGAZINE? I HID THEM. the beauty of it all was the rice it was like they were raping my puppy ...all, over, again it was that day that dreary day i told you where your shoe was! at the mall like a little bitch |
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| Mr. Johnnie Sexton | Apr 9 2006, 03:32 PM Post #2 |
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Coast to coast bitches I saw from every length and every maw i took out a spoon and sampled them all these coast to coast bitches, short and tall I think this is the chief stanza here |
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| elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT | Apr 9 2006, 04:48 PM Post #3 |
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i crapped a button
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way to brag on yourself, douche bag |
| i carry night. under my arms. | |
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| elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT | Apr 10 2006, 10:46 PM Post #4 |
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i crapped a button
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i guess everyone was thouroughly offended or turned off or something. that's cool. |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 11 2006, 06:51 PM Post #5 |
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i'm impressed. |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 11 2006, 06:56 PM Post #6 |
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"Bloom (Steel Hide)" These architectural structures often occupy a territory where 'nature and machine' might meet. Combined, for example, are dirigible and chrysalis, belly and cage, honeycomb and subterranean vault. But central to each of the workswhether the interior is exposed like a dissected specimen for entry, or an enclosure is punctured with a tight openingis an interplay between what is revealed and what is concealed. Viewing slots link exterior with interior space and create framed sight-lines. Narrow entryways and low passages act in direct confrontation with the body, compressing space and directing movement. At times one is hidden, at times one is exposed. There is a contradictory promise of protection and trap.
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 12 2006, 01:42 PM Post #7 |
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a guy showed up in union square with a cardboard box and dumped this onto the sidewalk and ran off:![]() (its a frozen cat) |
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| Melvin | Apr 12 2006, 09:02 PM Post #8 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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I bet you the next time you puke Ev, will be before the next time I puke |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Apr 12 2006, 09:15 PM Post #9 |
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Let's kill Martha
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i bet you the next time you post, Melvin, will be after the next time i post. |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Apr 12 2006, 09:15 PM Post #10 |
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Let's kill Martha
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sucker |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| Melvin | Apr 12 2006, 09:17 PM Post #11 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Apr 12 2006, 09:19 PM Post #12 |
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Let's kill Martha
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quotte jeff B |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull | Apr 12 2006, 09:20 PM Post #13 |
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They got all mixed up/and Siamesed
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Well LOOK what we've got here! |
| GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt | |
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| Math | Apr 12 2006, 09:20 PM Post #14 |
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gentlemen, stop yr WAR! |
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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| Melvin | Apr 12 2006, 09:29 PM Post #15 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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AHAH! I will level you no doubt, Trespasser! You can't! Your powers don't realign with themselves in the demented corridor! You can't stop me Trespasser! Demoralizer, GO! Hahaha! My level of confidence is at an all time high! Good try, DemoraHeart! Now, for a taste of your own medicine; chart! REUSE! Cough! Ack! You got me this time, you filthy rat! I'll be back!! That goon couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat.
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