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Poems; smock and rock
Topic Started: Apr 8 2006, 09:58 PM (275 Views)
elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT
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i crapped a button
so i was going through old word documents and i found these poems that ev and i co-wrote on the internet, making each thing we said on AIM part of the poem after we named the title. anyway, i thought i would share them. here they are, enjoy! (feel free to post your own on here and give some feedback to all PO'ets:

freestyle internet poems by Ted Gordon and Ev

Be It The Behemoth

They crawl like diligent snakes
they intertwine and escape
your heart through its cavaties
like losing the iv needle
Two cannibals are eating a clown
One says to the other
"Hey , does this taste a little funny 2u?"

Coast to coast bitches

Coast to coast bitches I saw
from every length and every maw
i took out a spoon and sampled them all
these coast to coast bitches, short and tall
i was looking at my internet private messages
when it struck me: the only reason
i look skinny is because
ive convinced myself i am!
when in fact, i am fat,
like a waddling scarf
other people think i am fat
the rooster crows for thee
take unto the trees
for they are your only protection
from the ravenous bees of the challa loop
i tried to warn you dear
of the semen in your ear
you took a trip, 'twas quite a flip
now you're getting fucked by a wild grizzlie

Telephone Me In The Dark When I'm Masturbating To Elfish Porn

it was grody outside, like a crusted sock
i traveled outside to play basketball
with the local rodents
(g0)
(g)0)
BBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBB
IIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLOoooooOOoooOOOOOoooo
WwwWwwWwwW
;oioiioioioioioiooioi
i heard about her mishap that night
how her face was crooked and punished and weathered
UIUIUIUIUIUIUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO
UEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA
UYAUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUy
how the blood sucked together
and formed a triangle on her forehead
it was that night i realized lifes greatest truth:
turtles are the perfect mounting substance
for your camera when making pornographic films

Astralis Blood Roach; champ or chump?

They took all the best ones
and rolled fat in the ocean
Screaming for an iceburg
or like a calendar
they raped me with a spork
that's why i am crying
bobby hicks said
while dinging the doorbell of his demise
i was listening to the futureheads
when i was having phone sex with an orphan
Day 1 : The B Y O C
TTTTTTTTTTTTT%%%%555555555.......
NIniNioJICuiuIUIUiuiui
HONEYhoneyHONEYBABYbabyBABY
DO DO DO DO ME ME ME EM

Machines Are Taking Over The World and His Name Is Rush Limbaugh

'twas a dreary day in that september
when i took a shovel and my throbbing member
I HID THEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ENVELOPE
GETS TRAPPED IN A MAGAZINE? I HID THEM.
the beauty of it all was the rice
it was like they were raping my puppy
...all, over, again
it was that day
that dreary day
i told you where your shoe was!
at the mall like a little bitch
i carry night. under my arms.
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Mr. Johnnie Sexton

Coast to coast bitches I saw
from every length and every maw
i took out a spoon and sampled them all
these coast to coast bitches, short and tall

I think this is the chief stanza here
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elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT
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i crapped a button
way to brag on yourself, douche bag
i carry night. under my arms.
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elvisLivesBITCHsoSUCKIT
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i crapped a button
i guess everyone was thouroughly offended or turned off or something.

that's cool.
i carry night. under my arms.
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Bulbasaur
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i'm impressed.
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Bulbasaur
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"Bloom (Steel Hide)"
These architectural structures often occupy a territory where 'nature and machine' might meet. Combined, for example, are dirigible and chrysalis, belly and cage, honeycomb and subterranean vault. But central to each of the workswhether the interior is exposed like a dissected specimen for entry, or an enclosure is punctured with a tight openingis an interplay between what is revealed and what is concealed. Viewing slots link exterior with interior space and create framed sight-lines. Narrow entryways and low passages act in direct confrontation with the body, compressing space and directing movement. At times one is hidden, at times one is exposed. There is a contradictory promise of protection and trap.Posted Image
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Bulbasaur
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a guy showed up in union square with a cardboard box and dumped this onto the sidewalk and ran off:

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(its a frozen cat)
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Melvin
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I bet you the next time you puke Ev, will be before the next time I puke
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b1G___m@RTh@
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Let's kill Martha
i bet you the next time you post, Melvin, will be after the next time i post.
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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b1G___m@RTh@
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Let's kill Martha
sucker
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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Let's kill Martha
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Let's kill Martha
Melvin,Apr 12 2006
09:17 PM
Let's kill Martha

quotte jeff B
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull
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They got all mixed up/and Siamesed
b1G___m@RTh@,Apr 12 2006
09:19 PM
Melvin,Apr 12 2006
09:17 PM
Let's kill Martha

quotte jeff B

Well LOOK what we've got here!
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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Math
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gentlemen, stop yr WAR!
eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class
eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow
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Melvin
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Math,Apr 12 2006
09:20 PM
gentlemen, stop yr WAR!

AHAH! I will level you no doubt, Trespasser!
You can't! Your powers don't realign with themselves in the demented corridor!
You can't stop me Trespasser! Demoralizer, GO!
Hahaha! My level of confidence is at an all time high! Good try, DemoraHeart! Now, for a taste of your own medicine; chart! REUSE!
Cough! Ack! You got me this time, you filthy rat! I'll be back!!
That goon couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat. :haha:
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