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| Metal _Mister_Crayola | Apr 14 2006, 09:49 PM Post #1 |
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I am Mister Pat (Patrica) Crayola
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If a Bolshevik comes to your door, and you are an enemy of the Soviet Union, here's a tip or two. 1. ask a relative or friend if "by any chance have i been in a coma for several years?" 2. if not, get to the doctor and tell him you are hallucinating, as there are no more Bolsheviks and the Soviet Union is now Russia. 3. if you're sane and there you still think you are endanger of a Bolshevik, and since you won't spot reds in the US, you may take into consideration that you are dealing with a scizophernic who thinks he is a Bolshevik. 4. At that point you may want to call the police or anybody who is equipped with a tranquilizer. 5. If all lines are busy, my advice is to play his game and tell him you are very fond of Vladimir Lenin (even though he is dead). 6. If that doesn't work (which is likely because a psychotic patient-on-the-loose will not listen to reason), say your prayers! |
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| Melvin | Apr 14 2006, 11:43 PM Post #2 |
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this is Bolshevik i quit |
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| Metal _Mister_Crayola | Apr 15 2006, 09:09 PM Post #3 |
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Len-MELV-in |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Apr 19 2006, 07:23 PM Post #4 |
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Let's kill Martha
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Bolsheviks (swarming in the sky) Bolsheviks (eating all the pie) Bolsheviks (they are Communist) Bolsheviks (yo i think theyre all twits!) |
| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| Metal _Mister_Crayola | Apr 19 2006, 07:43 PM Post #5 |
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I am Mister Pat (Patrica) Crayola
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"I AM a Bolshevik You ARE a Bolshevik Martha is a Bolshevik Mikey is a Bolshevik Math is a Bolshevik Pic is a Bolshevik Josh is a Bolshevik Neal is a Bolshevik Ted is a Bolshevik I AM a Bolshevik The president is a Bolshevik Castro is a Bolshevik Batman is a Bolshevik J. Lo is a Bolshevik P. Diddy is a Bolshevik MY PENIS is a Bolshevik RICHIE DUVALL is a Bolshevik YO MAMA is a Bolshevik WE ALL BOLSHEVIKS!" "So be a communist, you better not resist, Or I'll put you on the list! So get red, Or you ain't gettin no bread!" ![]() Santa is a Bolshevik. |
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| b1G___m@RTh@ | Apr 19 2006, 08:17 PM Post #6 |
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Let's kill Martha
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is cray really making these posts? should i believe my eyes? this is classik material! where tha props at? here:
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| Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace | |
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| Math | Apr 19 2006, 11:31 PM Post #7 |
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bolshevize me capn, bolshivize bereshit. |
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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