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Bolsheviks; Tips on how to prepare...
Topic Started: Apr 14 2006, 09:49 PM (97 Views)
Metal _Mister_Crayola
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If a Bolshevik comes to your door, and you are an enemy of the Soviet Union, here's a tip or two.

1. ask a relative or friend if "by any chance have i been in a coma for several years?"

2. if not, get to the doctor and tell him you are hallucinating, as there are no more Bolsheviks and the Soviet Union is now Russia.

3. if you're sane and there you still think you are endanger of a Bolshevik, and since you won't spot reds in the US, you may take into consideration that you are dealing with a scizophernic who thinks he is a Bolshevik.

4. At that point you may want to call the police or anybody who is equipped with a tranquilizer.

5. If all lines are busy, my advice is to play his game and tell him you are very fond of Vladimir Lenin (even though he is dead).

6. If that doesn't work (which is likely because a psychotic patient-on-the-loose will not listen to reason), say your prayers!
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Melvin
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Metal _Mister_Crayola,Apr 14 2006
09:49 PM
if you're sane and there you still think you are endanger of a Bolshevik, and since you won't spot reds in the US, you may take into consideration that you are dealing with a scizophernic who thinks he is a Bolshevik.

this is Bolshevik i quit
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Metal _Mister_Crayola
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Len-MELV-in
cray: 100, aliens: 0
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b1G___m@RTh@
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Let's kill Martha
Bolsheviks
(swarming in the sky)
Bolsheviks
(eating all the pie)
Bolsheviks
(they are Communist)
Bolsheviks
(yo i think theyre all twits!)
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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Metal _Mister_Crayola
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I am Mister Pat (Patrica) Crayola
"I AM a Bolshevik
You ARE a Bolshevik
Martha is a Bolshevik
Mikey is a Bolshevik
Math is a Bolshevik
Pic is a Bolshevik
Josh is a Bolshevik
Neal is a Bolshevik
Ted is a Bolshevik
I AM a Bolshevik
The president is a Bolshevik
Castro is a Bolshevik
Batman is a Bolshevik
J. Lo is a Bolshevik
P. Diddy is a Bolshevik
MY PENIS is a Bolshevik
RICHIE DUVALL is a Bolshevik
YO MAMA is a Bolshevik
WE ALL BOLSHEVIKS!"

"So be a communist, you better not resist,
Or I'll put you on the list!
So get red,
Or you ain't gettin no bread!"

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Santa is a Bolshevik.
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b1G___m@RTh@
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Let's kill Martha
is cray really making these posts?
should i believe my eyes?
this is classik material! where tha props at?

here:
:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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Math
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bolshevize me capn, bolshivize bereshit.
eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class
eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow
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