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Actual Happenings/ Conversations; They're real. Represent 'em.
Topic Started: Mar 7 2007, 07:41 AM (2,631 Views)
LordLuthias
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bigdopedubk,May 9 2007
12:46 AM
today I attempted to personally end all racism in America by eating a black and white cookie from the bakery

sounds like you were trying to just eat racism.
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key grip flip dip trip
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i picked up the phone
"do you want to come downstairs and have some birthday cake?"
"uh, excuse me?"
"i said, do you want to come downstairs and have some birthday cake?"
"oh... no thanks im ok"
"alright, just checking"

biggest regret of the day- making too hasty of a decision. i should have freaking said yes!

note-- i do not live in an apartment, but a normal house
i'm guessing it was a wrong number because i had no idea who the crap that was
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bigdopedubk
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don't worry be happy
phone convo just now...

I offered to take down a message from a solicitor and he said "no thanks, you did great"

what does that mean?!
millennium MILLENNIUM millennium WILL SMITH
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Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull
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They got all mixed up/and Siamesed
What was he soliciting?
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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thats hilarious. do any of you dudes give telemarketers crap? i used to but maybe I feel bad now... nah i guess not. My friends dad used to do some routine where he pretended to kill his wife while the telemarketer was on the line. classique.
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Melvin
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ha ha ha i used to just play music to them whenever they called but then longmont potion castle inspired me to pretend to accept whatever they're selling and ask a ton of nonsense questions !
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Melvin
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Actual Freudian Slippe: in the above post i originally typed except instead of accept. is it possible to freudian slip and fall online?
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LordLuthias
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birds_fall
 
X-Fridge is going to be my best man.


Actual conversation.
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I know that my mom speaks Spanish when telemarketers call, but she doesnt really know spanish so its mostly gibberish that just sounds kind of Spanish-ish. they end up hanging up on her
Talkwithkk (10:43:53 AM): and I was bout to b****slap you cross cyberspace
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LordLuthias
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We watched 2 episodes of X-Files instead of Josh studying for a test.

Actual happening.
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Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull
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Hold on just one second, I had my notes and I was looking at them at least 50% of the time. It was about the [jerky]funkification[/wasp-stinging of Rio.
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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LordLuthias
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Moving out of Elkton Hall for good this year, after spending two years here.

True Happening.
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Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull
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Rode 55 miles along the C & O canal with my pops on his birthday today.
Brunswick --> G-Town

(and Starcraft 2 exists)


Happenings: keep 'em actual. :?:
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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LordLuthias
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Driving home yesterday from the grocery store, and all of a sudden the car in front of me just stops. I slam the breaks, almost hitting it, and I'm like wtf? the right lane is still moving, but mine is stopped.

In the median strip, i see the reason why. a cop is wrestling with some guy in a hospital gown, and the cop can't get a good grip on him. they're wrestling around and the guy's gown is just flying everywhere and making me sick. then some guy gets out of his truck and helps the cop pin the guy down.

Actual Happening.
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Birds_Fall_N_Peck_Yr_Skull
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Good golly, this summer's off with a BANG
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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