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post yr poop
Topic Started: Oct 5 2007, 11:45 AM (1,577 Views)
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ev's locker was stinky enuff, plus all those farts - flies were swarming, girls were avoiding!
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oh lordy Ev's locker... was it your junior or senior year that the administration needed to INTERVENE because his locker was so gross?
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he had to bag those festering burritos like an astronaut.
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i should probably mention the time we loaded a bunch of trash and fecal matter and other assorted items into a toilet during witness for the prosecution rehearsal and then alex atwell took a picture of it with alexas camera.
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there was a plastic water bottle in that jon that i scooped a poop into. i remember sprinting away from that disastro-toilet. ev's sister IS a rome user, maybe she'll post that pic?
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i just opened this thread to post the same story but mikey beat me 2 it. yeah, the grossest thing was that there was a styrofoam cafeteria tray in there and the poop sat on it (like huck finn on his raft) and since it wasn't underwater the poop particles floated into the air and the room smelled so fcuking bad. i felt really sorry for whoever had to clean it up. that was one of the filthiest things i've done.
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i just opened this thread to post the same story but mikey beat me 2 it. yeah, the grossest thing was that there was a styrofoam cafeteria tray in there and the poop sat on it (like huck finn on his raft) and since it wasn't underwater the poop particles floated into the air and the room smelled so fcuking bad. i felt really sorry for whoever had to clean it up. that was one of the filthiest things i've done.

agreed that was hilarious but i think you might be combining two stories; there was far too much trash in that toilet for there to have been a tray floating in it. i think the trash soaked up the all the water from the toilet by itself. but there was a time in the old D hall bathroom where neal & i and maybe you were there too put said tray and crap in the toilet and it floated there for a while :(
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also, whenever we want to have a rave in the bathroom there is always some guy who takes a huge crap beforehand and he doesnt flush it so by the time we get there it smells awful and nobody wants to go in. this always happened on friday too thus beginning the somewhat short-lived tradition of "No Shit Friday" cause we didnt want people to shit in the bathroom.
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a pooping/pee dilemma, dont let me be alone on this one:

so you sit down to poop, and as you poop you pee right? you drop them logs into da bowl n thee water level rises, n then you pee n before you know it yr nuts are dipping in that urine water. this happened to me a few times this past week, i dunno whats up with these toilet bowls being so highly filled with water, but my sack is getting pee pee poo poo water on it! not my wang, cos its more out in front, but thee nuts hang behind so are more likely to be affected.

i guess i should be more light on my feet/less relaxed on thee jon.
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hahahahaha. no. my nuts have never been dipped in pee pee poo poo water. it's something i've always worried about, though. i think most can relate to the discomfort of having the toilet water splash your buns, though.

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i fell you man. & feel you too.

dingleberries are something to fear as well, n when they finally doo plunk, you can expect a satisfying plip.

yesterday pooped with hall door, bathroom door, n stall door opened. moaning commenced. hope smells n sounds wafted out my room.
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I HATE the splash. Never had the rising tide though. Anyone here ever flushed while sitting on the toilet? How bout Sitting down to poop, urinatation occurs, then you start accidentally peeing on the newspaper you've put on the ground to read? Anyone?
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terrible! yes!

cos yr weeny is a tad erect n then thee force of thee blast makes thee weeny lift n pee come up thru thee seat, spraying thee underside of da seat & yr math textbook that you brought in to thee jon to doo problems out of.
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i've had that, yes, but i don't think i had any reading materials on the flo'.

flushing while dumping, that's also a classic. you feel tiny amounts of water flying everywhere.

in thailand they always use these hoses to spray your butt with. i would then dry it with a small amount of toilet paper. man, i'm telling you, without the butt-guns here my butt feels dirty all the time, no matter how well i wipe. it sucks!

in guatemala and countries we definitely had bidés (spell dat?) but I never warmed up to em, they usually just made me giggle.

to keep this within the "post yr poop" laws, I took one earlier and was about to commence the urination phase when i noticed dong was definitely semi-erect and pointed right out into the bathroom. whoo, that would have been funny!
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my arm is way sore from dodgeball, making it a real hasle to wipe the anus every time I go n poop which is always so much
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