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post yr poop
Topic Started: Oct 5 2007, 11:45 AM (1,576 Views)
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Neb,Oct 23 2007
07:38 PM
dodge every which much

italics quotte.

poop quotte.
eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class
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Any Ol' Skank Ho
some girl dribbled menstrual blood on our bathroom floor- no joke.

in more poop-related news, I don't think I've been eating enough vegetables enough lately, I'm not getting enough fiber and it shows.

also, my older brother recently confided in me that while he takes a poop he often says to himself- "you've got to be shitting me". I think this is really funny.
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splashing is bad but it's even worse when the splash goes right up into your butthole. happened this morning and i actually yelled "rrr! fuck you!"
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They got all mixed up/and Siamesed
When yer climbin' up a ladder 'n you feel something splatter...
GO USAIN BOLT...u r as fast as ur name..BOLT..u can even outrun harry potter thunderbolt..u r d greatest runner i ever see..Try even harder to break more records where its imposible for anyone 2 break it in the future..love u bolt
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poopt four times today and the day is only half over!!! if I break double digit marks it would be amazing (w/ no diareaha sickness aid either!)
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well i ju$t had the gro$$e$t poop of my life $o i figured i $hould po$t it here for other$ to read
i've been drinking copiou$ amount$ of coffee and ate lot$ of corn (the only thing i like in $eaco anymore) and carb$ $o not only wa$ it the bigge$t poop i've ever had, but corn wa$ popping out.... and i don't feel like anyone el$e goe$ into nearly a$ much detail a$ i am right now $o that$ all you are getting...
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whao.....

i hope that poop di$tracted you from that PAPER YOU ARE $UPPO$ED TO BE WRITING RIGHT NOW.

You are wa$ting far too much time pooping.
you $hould take yr laptop with you while pooping, type it.

unle$$ you already did that, in which ca$e good job.

any romewinkler$ po$t WHILE pooping?
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Ive po$ted while in the poopin many a time...u$ually at my home however...
In addition, I poopt and wiped $o much the other day my butt whole $tarted bleeding...I really haate when that happen$...u$ually in the dry climate.
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neb how many poop$ did you fini$h with two day$ ago
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wel, unfortunately, the poop curve died off a$ the day went on. I normally poop alot in the morning, plu$ I had drunk lot$ of coffee that morning which I gue$$ aided a bit. Topped off around 7 or 8. It$ al$o difficult to $ay when that day techinically began and ended, becau$e I wa$ ju$t up for a really long time doing ton$ of work. However, I fell $hort of my dream.
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I my poop wa$ $o girthy I thought it wa$ ripping my rectum larger. $ooo painful.
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$tandard lately. nothing to report.
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just had a really quick n volumnous chipotle poop.

pre-gamed by 3 wet farts, all thee poop just slipped out with a kind of thunderous flatulence that left thee toilet creamed (in a battle of wits)
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don't you mean a battle of shits....HAHAHAHA!!!
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good one, neB.

allz i'm $ayin i$, ain't had no wipe trouble$ lately. all la$t week I wa$ rockin da $wamp a$$, nah'm $ayin? it'$ like durz a thwamp in yr A$$.

only cure i$ a $hower, mo$t time$. in Thailand we had deez butt $pray ho$e$ connected to every toilet. those thing$ were 2 DOPE- never no $wamp a$$ prob'mz thurr, nah'm sayin
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