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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 4 2010, 10:11 PM Post #61 |
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speaking of gravy, it is a fantastic lubricant. speaking of math, I enjoy using rulers as a dildo to shove up my ass. |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 4 2010, 10:57 PM Post #62 |
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We live in a prison: The confines of reality. We are taught to accept certain truths. We are not to taught to question the validity of these truths. The government is lying to us. The government is trying to get us. I have a dream where people can walk around naked, eat with their hands, where there are no lines, where religion doesn't exist, where capitalism doesn't exist, where there are no nations, and the government is run by the people. And I mean actually run by the people. Documents lie. Call me John Lennon. Maybe I am. But no hippie am I. Unlike a hippie, I do not believe in peace. I belive that the dream of destroying the boundaries of reality and embracing the absurd and going into anarchy can be achieved by doing whatever seems to be necessary. I advise you, my friends, to pursue this dream. There may be consequences. No doubt. But what's worse than going through life thinking your life when in actuality, you aren't...? Your loss will benefit the children of the future. After all, this may be the only contribution you may be able to make as a human. And don't take shit from anybody. You may be small. They may be big. But stand up. Even if they crush you. And if enough of us stand up and fight, we just might win. |
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| Melvin | Sep 5 2010, 12:03 AM Post #63 |
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Sophisticated Poster
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and let me guess, the revolution will not be televised |
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| Math | Sep 5 2010, 08:37 AM Post #64 |
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and let me address, the television will not be revolutionized. |
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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| Math | Sep 5 2010, 08:40 AM Post #65 |
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Grav(it)y Rides Everything
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eastcoast153 (10:25:43 PM): hey man do you know how to glow mushrooms? im in class eastcoast153 (10:25:55 PM): *grow | |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 5 2010, 09:09 AM Post #66 |
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could I ride you like gravity? |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 5 2010, 09:11 AM Post #67 |
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phuck you two phonies! |
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| Melvin | Sep 5 2010, 09:19 AM Post #68 |
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Fucu Gravity |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 5 2010, 04:48 PM Post #69 |
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Jouissance! |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 8 2010, 12:21 AM Post #70 |
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I am gasturbating btw. |
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| Sigmund Freud | Sep 8 2010, 12:30 AM Post #71 |
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btw, Cray...a little advice. You sound like Justin Bieber and can get your ass whooped by the average girl (My girlfriend, for example...). Don't make it worse by calling yourself Patricia. which reminds me...who the fuck is Patricia??? I know we know a Patricia...I know a Patricia, at least...fuck. now I can't sleep. |
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| Metal _Mister_Crayola | Sep 27 2010, 10:30 PM Post #72 |
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I am Mister Pat (Patrica) Crayola
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So, as you all know Alex (Sigmund Freud) is a friend and a "house guest". Well, I thought you'd all like to know what happened to him this weekend. So, our friend Alex has been shooting a lot of heroin, dropping acid, in addition to experimenting with prescription medications, smoking dope, and snorting crack (all of which he does on a regular basis...although he hasn't been drinking a whole lot of alcohol). Last I saw him was...Tuesday? He was in pretty bad shape and he had no idea who the hell I was. He was staggering, appeared gaunt, and was wandering around campus murmuring to himself, shaking. Apparently, over the weekend he made a final post on Romewinkle, which was suprisingly lucid, but kind of disturbing (no more than usual, however). But yesterday, apparently he was taken to some kind of hospital. I've heard he overdosed or got really drunk as in detox, and I've also heard he had a nervous breakdown and is in a mental health facility. I've heard it both ways and I don't know which story is correct. I have heard that he began screaming and extremely paranoid and he kind of fell on the ground and was shaking like crazy. A couple of people said he's in jail again and one person said he died. I know both of those rumors are false. He's in some kind of hospital. I have no idea what's going on. And I almost thought this post would be funny, but it turns out it's kind of sad. Because nobody really gives a fuck about the guy. And...yeah...I feel bad for exploiting him now as I read all this. But at the same time, if anyone cares...maybe you'd like to know what's going on with him. So, I think we should pray for him...? |
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| Melvin | Nov 28 2010, 12:41 PM Post #73 |
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forget rommeswinkel |
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| Drew Pickles | Dec 29 2010, 06:13 PM Post #74 |
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Hello, my name is Drew Pickles and today I am going to join Romewinkle. When I sign up for Romewinkle, there will undoubtely be a long line of posters and I will get really pissed and proceed to rape tem like...hahahahabaghabaghahemmabag...using the emoticons as a dial-doe...hahahahabaghabaghahemmabag...assuming there are no women...hahahahabaghabaghahemmabag....soisoisoisoisoi...bag, that was swell! Now, this all sounds very cock-slapping, dialdoe-tastic, cum-guzzling swell. I think I will go to Romewinkle now. Later all my sexy gay negroes. -Drew Pickles, The Gayest Man in the Universe |
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| Drew Pickles | Dec 29 2010, 07:31 PM Post #75 |
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#1 Now, I lay you down to screw, I shove my 300 mile long cock into you. This might make you regurgitate, So in your face I masturbate. I see that your fat wife isn't home, So in your ass my cock will roam. I know it seems you're out of luck. Your cute narrow ass I'd like to fuck. Your mangrapes I'd like to lick, I rub your nipples, you sick my dick. I cum your brains out, I leave you here, I fuck your ass, I fuck your ear. And as I leave you, you know it's true, I had a swell time raping you. Hahahahabaghabaghahemmabaghahahahabaghabaghahemmabag. Bag, that was poem was swell! #2 I see you looking right at me, Now in your ass my 300 mile long cock shall be. I fart in your face, I knock you out, I strip you naked and fuck you about. A few hours ago I cummed in a slurpee, I hope after fucking you I don't get herpes. The corn from your shit is stuck on my cock, My cock is harder than a goddamn rock. I don't care if lubrication is what we need, I will ram your fat ass until you bleed. It doesn't matter how loud you scream, I will fuck your butt until I cream. I don't care about kids that stare, I will fuck them in their underwear. I am your new daddy, here it comes, I jizz in your mouth and you say "yums". But don't think that I am done, There is no place for you to run. My cock is still hard as fuck, It looks like your ass is out of luck. Stop crying no one will come and help, I will fuck you harder and make you yelp. I will rape you until your eyes go red, I am fucking you until you're dead. And even when you have died, I will stop- ha, I lied, I will fuck your corpse for the next few hours, Then after all this hot sex I will hit the showers. Now I am done and my cock is bruised, And by the way I had a super poopy cum swell time raping you. Hahahahabaghabaghahemmabaghahahahabaghabaghahemmabag. Bag, that poem also was swell! #3 Hello, my name is Drew Pickles. And when you say straight, I say gay, And when you say sqaures, I say balls, And when you say pussy, I say penis, And when you say dildo, I say dialdoe, And when you say ice cream, I say ice cum, And when you say that was awesome, I say that was swell, And when you say vampire romance, I say gay porno, And when you say tomatoes, I say fart, And when you say potatoes, I say break the fourth wall, And when you say hello, I say let's have some nice gay sex. And when you say cannibal corpse, I say Justin Bieber And when you say avatar, I say brokeback mountain, And when you say enslave, I say the Jonas Brothers, And when you say masticate, I say masturbate, And when you say mexican, I say get your ass back over the border right now, And when you say test, I say testicle, And when you say relationship, I say rape, And when you say six inches long, I say three hundred miles long, And when you say Pennywise the Clown, I say Ronald McDonald aka the Penis Clown, And when you say man, I say grapes, And when you say juice, I say jizz, And when you say poop, I say cum, And when you say wtf are you doing, I will say I am going to rape your nice ass, And when you say I am calling the cops, I will say I will use my three hundred mile long cock to slap your cell phone out of your hands and then proceed to rape you prison-style, And when you say what will this all sound like, I shall say it will all sound like hahahahahabaghabaghahemmabaghahahahahabaghabaghahemmabag, And when you say that was awesome, I will say that was super gay-bashing cock-slapping butt-thumping, prison-raping, fart-inhaling, balls-licking, soap-dropping, make-me-gay-in-a-motherfucking-millisecond poopy-cum swell! #4 Hello, my name is Drew Pickles. When you say straight, I say gay, And when you say vagina, I say cock, And when you say Gamestop, I say gay mess top, And when you say Lindsay Lohan, I say cancer, And when you say bait, I say rape And when you say tomato, I say boner, And when you say potato, I say drop the soap, And when you say Africa, I say fried chicken watermelons and niggers, And when you say China, I say me so honee me ruv you rong time fideen dorrar get you eryding, And when you say blow, I say job, And when you say Jersey Shore, I say I would rather jack off to gay pornos, And when you say Harry Potter, I say shove that wand up my ass you British faggot, And when you say Metal Gear Solid, I say Metal Gear Swell, And when you say Avenged Sevenfold, I say they are a bunch of metal core faggot music abortions that used to sound good but now suck ass and the fan base are a bunch of hot topic shopping emo/scene kids who usually have very low self-esteem and tend to hang around local malls drinking overpriced coffee from starschmucks while they bitch and complain about how much their lives suck, And when you say Mexican, I say get back to the fields you little fucking wetback faggot or I shall rape your ass back over the border, And when you say Mexican, I say the only thing they are good for is picking crops and doing shit that we don’t want to do, And when you say Mexican, I say their music is so motherfucking annoying and if they are going to enter this country they should leave that abortion-plant music at the fucking border, And when you say Mexican, isn’t it obvious I strongly dislike Mexicans, And when you say what the fuck is this thread supposed to mean, I say it is a thread in which I talk about you say I say the opposite, And when you say that is fucking retarded, I say at least I can write poetry and prose you stupid dyslexic piece of shit, And when you say I am going to flag this thread for offensive content and coarse language, I will say I shall hunt you down and brutally ass rape you prison-style, And when you say I doubt you shall ever find me because you are a stupid troll, I will say I am already busting your door down with my three hundred mile long cock, And when you say get the fuck away from me or I will call the police, I will say I am already shoving my three hundred mile long cock up your ass, And when you say what will it all sound like, I will say it will sound approximately like hahahahahabaghabaghahemmabaghahahahahabaghabaghahemmabag, And when you say that was awesome, I will say that was super-de-duper gay-bashing cock-slapping testicle-licking fart-inhaling prison-raping dildo-shopping soap-dropping poopy-cum-swell. Goodbye, my sexy butt pirates! |
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you pour gravy on Sigmund Freud 


9:35 AM Jul 11