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blonde
Topic Started: Mar 23 2005, 12:21 PM (74 Views)
weemam
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why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for 10 minutes
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because it said concentrate

:rolleyes: :D :blink:

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:D

that was great & made me laugh .... thankyou Margaret xxx
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sally2
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Why did the blonde put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?



In case anyone wanted black coffee!!!!!!!!
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weemam
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very good lol


I am so glad I am not blonde lol but there is quite a bit of white creeping in

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

:huh: Tell them a joke on Wednesday.
If you stay ready, you won't need to get ready!
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And my al time favourite:

A guy is having a drink in a bar with some mates. He says to his mates, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

He gets a tap on his shoulder, and a big woman says to him, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, weigh 210 lb and I'm a professional tri-athlete and bodybuilder. My friend over here is blonde, 6'2" and weighs 220lb; she's an ex-pro wrestler. My other friend is blonde, 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a black belt in karate. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

:lol:
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weemam
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brill lol :D clap-ping clap-ping
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