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read this you will feel better i promise
Topic Started: Apr 15 2005, 04:07 PM (110 Views)
weemam
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I,
she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your son,

Daniel

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
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bingirl
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Thank you Margaret it certainly did i couldn't stop myself from laughing

Joy xxx
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:lol: Thanks I needed that after the evening I've had.
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'When you want to give up and your heart's about to break
Remember that you're perfect; God makes no mistakes'
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Testarossa
:lol:
If you stay ready, you won't need to get ready!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That was brilliant



thankyou :hug:
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Haha very funny clap-ping clap-ping
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