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| A Poem For Girls (sorry guys!) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 17 2005, 02:17 PM (83 Views) | |
| :Elvira | Apr 17 2005, 02:17 PM Post #1 |
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Next door neighbour
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I just got this in an e-mail, made me laugh: A poem for girls... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the chequebook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewellery's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! |
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| weemam | Apr 18 2005, 12:11 PM Post #2 |
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Confidante
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like it lol
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| Minxy | Apr 18 2005, 01:44 PM Post #3 |
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Ha! :lol: |
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