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Rules to make sense of your life!
Topic Started: Apr 19 2005, 06:08 PM (74 Views)
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My husband brought this home from work!

[size=7]18 Rules to make sense of your life[/size].

1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

2. I love deadlines; especially the whooshing noise they make as they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are, you won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

7. My reality check bounced!

8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

9. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

10. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

11. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

12. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

13. After any salary increase, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

14. The more cr*p you put up with, the more cr*p you are going to get.

15. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

16. Eat one live toad in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day.

17. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

18. Following the rules will not get the job done.
If you stay ready, you won't need to get ready!
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Ha!!
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:lol: Good advice!
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Remember that you're perfect; God makes no mistakes'
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