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Why we love children (part1)
Topic Started: Apr 20 2005, 05:36 PM (111 Views)
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A kindergarten pupil told hit teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because i pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child inocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move"

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later. "Da-aaaad...."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad...."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heavens's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out

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brilliant pal just brilliant

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Haha. Needed that after my day!
If you stay ready, you won't need to get ready!
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