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| bingirl | Apr 20 2005, 09:27 PM Post #1 |
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicked Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read,"...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy sh*t! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. -------------------------------- A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." --------------------------------------- A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" |
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| weemam | Apr 20 2005, 11:20 PM Post #2 |
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Confidante
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brilliant lol
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| :Elvira | Apr 21 2005, 07:17 PM Post #3 |
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Next door neighbour
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| :Testarossa | Apr 21 2005, 09:24 PM Post #4 |
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Testarossa
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:lol: :judges: :lol: |
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