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What a real friend will do for you...
Topic Started: Oct 1 2005, 03:16 PM (77 Views)
Minxy
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1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever

is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every

chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories

about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.


7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until

you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When! you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?

Because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good

friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need

to bring a shovel.
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clap-ping Ha! I love it. clap-ping
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'When you want to give up and your heart's about to break
Remember that you're perfect; God makes no mistakes'
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caren34
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:lol: :lol: :lol: great
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