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I am so trying this line someday
Topic Started: Aug 5 2005, 05:51 PM (186 Views)
MaxPower
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Follower of Branigann's Law
"I hope you have a big trunk cause i'm putting my bike in it."
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Kikki
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Caber McJock
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I agree
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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BojanD
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Caber McJock
Aug 5 2005, 07:04 PM
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

:P
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Caber McJock
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I agree
Just to be absolutely clear, my line was not- NOT- directed at Kikki.

Last thing I need is an angry Nordic strongwoman hunting me down.
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Kikki
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*dropping a Husafeldtstone at Caber's foot* :mad
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WildGorillaMan
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I was on a first date once, and she had ordered a Bailey's neat. I asked her if I could try some, and when she said yes, I kissed her.

It worked!

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WildGorillaMan
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On the other hand, I never got much play with "Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"

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Expedite
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You have a relly nice outfit... it would look great dispursed all over my bedroomfloor...
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Llamapower
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Not The Mama
"I bet you a pound I can make your tits move without touching them"

*Feel tits*

"That was worth a pound."

:bonk
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Robert Forbes

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I was on a first date once, and she had ordered a Bailey's neat. I asked her if I could try some, and when she said yes, I kissed her.

It worked!


Very smooth. I need to try that one sometime.

However it would be funny if someone did try it and got the drink poured over their head! :P


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"I bet you a pound I can make your tits move without touching them"

*Feel tits*

"That was worth a pound."


Sounds like a good one to use on a slapper! Classic. ;)


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On the other hand, I never got much play with "Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"


I'd be out of pocket by the end of the night :lol
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