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Topic Started: Aug 11 2005, 06:32 PM (106 Views)
ANDY OX
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Took my little girl to hospital today as she's broken her arm last week and needed a new cast.
Now when i was a kid you sat there while they mixed up this concoction of orrible mess ,slapped it all over your arm(and cloths),you sat there for 2 years waiting for it to harden then you left with this monstrosity on your arm.
How easy are they now,choose what colour you want as well.Then they wrap up in your colour,add a bit of wet stuff,job done,see you later,next please.
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BojanD
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ANDY OX
Aug 11 2005, 07:32 PM

Now when i was a kid you sat there while they mixed up this concoction of orrible mess ,slapped it all over your arm(and cloths),you sat there for 2 years waiting for it to harden then you left with this monstrosity on your arm.

In my country its still like that! :bang
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MaxPower
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In canada you sit in the waiting room for 2 years waiting to be seen by the doctor.
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Titan
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MaxPower
Aug 11 2005, 08:56 PM
In canada you sit in the waiting room for 2 years waiting to be seen by the doctor.

yup
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Frozenkilt
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Dude, if you're gonna beat your kids, don't leave marks :azz

- Sean
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spacemountain2000
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Now you're boring us
She fell down the stairs...
:duh
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ANDY OX
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She was actually about 100 odd miles away from me when it happened visiting her nan,so thats a bloody long stick, :P


They make you feel like that when you go to the hospital."Is everything alright at home","no,problems","are you and your wife together" Yes we are together,they both just went to Somerset to visit family while i was at work!
Then she asked if there were any problems during the pregnancy? "NO,SHE'S JUST BROKEN HER FUCKING ARM FALLING OFF A CLIMBING FRAME"
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ANDY OX
Aug 12 2005, 09:05 AM

Then she asked if there were any problems during the pregnancy? "NO,SHE'S JUST BROKEN HER FUCKING ARM FALLING OFF A CLIMBING FRAME"

:stupid
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Olly Jackson
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My mum used to joke that she spent more time in the A&E waiting room with me than anywhere else.

Playing rugby and cricket constantly has led me to break every finger, both arms, an ankle, ribs, collar bone twice, jesus the list is huge. When you add all the concussions and other knocks, the nurses actually recognised us!

My record is a 12 hour wait. :bang

See Sean, im not just fragile while drunk.....
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