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Massage Therapy; gotta love it
Topic Started: Aug 16 2005, 05:08 PM (120 Views)
Caber McJock
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I agree
I went for a massage yesterday as my neck has been killing me. I booked it at a place close to work so I could walk over, some fancy salon/spa type deal.

The place is packed with chicks- hairdressers, manicurists etc etc and they are ALL SMOKING HOT.

My MT looks like Jennifer Tilly only blond.

Needless to say I have an appointment tomorrow, which of course I'm sure she's dreaming about too.
After all, when one gets into massage therapy, it's the fat hairy bald guys they are anxiously hoping to work on.
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MaxPower
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I can just imagine the look on everyones face as you walked in.

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Caber McJock
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I agree
Yeah, it was the same all around.

"OhGodohGodohGod, please not me please not me..."
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Frozenkilt
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
My wife gets that same look when I walk into the bedroom...

- Sean
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BarrelLifter
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Grey Hair Builds Strength... and looks good too!!
So needless to say they didn't offer you "The Special".
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Matt Frost
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Fuckin' SLAYER!!
Lucky you. My massage therapist looks like Janet Reno (but he's actually a man).
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Jamie
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My wife gets that same look when I walk into the bedroom...


Hahahaha!
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Caber McJock
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I agree
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"The Special".


No, no happy ending. It did cross my mind.
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MaxPower
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Just think, it could have been offered by a guy named Bruce or Carlos.
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ballsofstone
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it could have been me then you would have recieved my fists of fury hah
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MaxPower
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My MT looks like Jennifer Tilly only blond.

I tried to find a pic of her blond but couldn't. I know i've seen her blond and she looks good as one.
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