| Massage Therapy; gotta love it | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 16 2005, 05:08 PM (120 Views) | |
| Caber McJock | Aug 16 2005, 05:08 PM Post #1 |
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I agree
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I went for a massage yesterday as my neck has been killing me. I booked it at a place close to work so I could walk over, some fancy salon/spa type deal. The place is packed with chicks- hairdressers, manicurists etc etc and they are ALL SMOKING HOT. My MT looks like Jennifer Tilly only blond. Needless to say I have an appointment tomorrow, which of course I'm sure she's dreaming about too. After all, when one gets into massage therapy, it's the fat hairy bald guys they are anxiously hoping to work on. |
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| MaxPower | Aug 16 2005, 05:24 PM Post #2 |
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I can just imagine the look on everyones face as you walked in. |
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| Caber McJock | Aug 16 2005, 05:47 PM Post #3 |
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I agree
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Yeah, it was the same all around. "OhGodohGodohGod, please not me please not me..." |
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| Frozenkilt | Aug 16 2005, 06:02 PM Post #4 |
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
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My wife gets that same look when I walk into the bedroom... - Sean |
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| BarrelLifter | Aug 16 2005, 06:04 PM Post #5 |
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Grey Hair Builds Strength... and looks good too!!
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So needless to say they didn't offer you "The Special". |
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| Matt Frost | Aug 16 2005, 07:22 PM Post #6 |
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Fuckin' SLAYER!!
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Lucky you. My massage therapist looks like Janet Reno (but he's actually a man). |
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| Jamie | Aug 16 2005, 07:47 PM Post #7 |
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First Moderator on the SDF; first to have moderator title revoked.
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Hahahaha! |
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| Caber McJock | Aug 16 2005, 08:23 PM Post #8 |
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I agree
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No, no happy ending. It did cross my mind. |
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| MaxPower | Aug 16 2005, 08:38 PM Post #9 |
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Just think, it could have been offered by a guy named Bruce or Carlos. |
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| ballsofstone | Aug 17 2005, 02:34 AM Post #10 |
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it could have been me then you would have recieved my fists of fury hah |
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| MaxPower | Aug 17 2005, 02:49 AM Post #11 |
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I tried to find a pic of her blond but couldn't. I know i've seen her blond and she looks good as one. |
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