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| Jesse Snadden | Aug 18 2005, 02:43 PM Post #1 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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ALBERTA SPIDERS Heather watched Taylor playing in the garden. She smiled as she reflected on how sweet and innocent her little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. Heather went over to her and found her looking at two spiders mating. "Mommy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," Heather replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Mommy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her mother answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," Heather replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." Taylor thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, it might be OK in Ontario & British Columbia, BUT we're not having any of that shit here in Alberta." |
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| BojanD | Aug 18 2005, 02:51 PM Post #2 |
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| spacemountain2000 | Aug 18 2005, 03:19 PM Post #3 |
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Now you're boring us
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Gee, I didn't hear it that way.
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