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"I am a Japanese School Teacher"; Adventures in Kancho
Topic Started: Aug 23 2005, 06:50 PM (133 Views)
Frozenkilt
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I Am A Japanese School Teacher

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Jamie
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On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.


Hahaha...
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MaxPower
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Fucked up.
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:lol
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spacemountain2000
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Now you're boring us
Did you read far enough to see the part about the butt poking?
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Jamie
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I can't believe this. So far I've read 56 of these entries today. For some reason I can't stop. I look forward to asking my Japanese prof. this year if he/she would like to kancho.
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spacemountain2000
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Now you're boring us
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It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.

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