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| Raptor | Mar 23 2006, 10:59 PM Post #1 |
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Who's Your Daddy
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Right, I need to vent about the gayness of my gym... 1. No chalk allowed 2. No swearing allowed 3. No loud behaviour allowed 4. No string vests allowed 5. No gear allowed in the gym - hmmmm? 6. No benching shirts or suits permitted in the gym 7. No noise while lifting, just breathing is permitted And the ppl in it 1. Fat chicks 2. Male model trainers 3. Posers who are in the mirror all the time 4. 'Gays' who moan when they get oil on their £100 training outfit :spaz |
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| Llamapower | Mar 23 2006, 11:06 PM Post #2 |
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Not The Mama
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Why do you train there? There has to be a better option? If there really is NOTHING close by, then cancel your gym membership and buy an olympic weight set and a squat rack. I train at two different gyms. The closest is 50 minutes drive, the furthest 90 minutes. There are closer gyms, but they suck. I made some decent progress training in my garage for about a year as well. |
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| Raptor | Mar 23 2006, 11:44 PM Post #3 |
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It's 10mins walk from my house, that's why!!! I have no transport and they are running a strongman comp this year so i have to be a member to enter! £30 a month is a lot to pay though for a comp, I know...;) I'll def look into other gyms soon! |
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| MaxPower | Mar 24 2006, 12:42 AM Post #4 |
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Sounds like any typical fitness center. I've been in a number just like that, and it sucks. |
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| Faheem Chauhan | Mar 24 2006, 12:44 AM Post #5 |
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Straight Men Deadlift Sumo
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That's not such a bad thing!
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| veganlifter | Mar 24 2006, 09:11 AM Post #6 |
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hey your average gay person goes through tons more trouble and shit every day just by being gay and getting crap for it from people than your whiny excuses for training in that gym mate! Whats the word for being more whiny than a metrosexual? anyways, if chalk isn't allowed, whats the point in training there? Are there any exercises you can do without chalk? We would probably chalk up for fucking calf raises
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| me_myself_and_i | Mar 24 2006, 01:11 PM Post #7 |
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ive been asked to leave fitness first before for heavy deadlifting!! they said i was putting other members safety at risk!!!!!!!
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| Frozenkilt | Mar 24 2006, 02:01 PM Post #8 |
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
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How? Do they jump under the plates after you lock it out? ![]() - Sean |
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| me_myself_and_i | Mar 24 2006, 02:20 PM Post #9 |
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lol a cpl of 9 stone runts (fitness first personal trainers)came running over making a right fucking seen. one of them even said me doing 3 heavy reps is pointless and wont do nout.........to55er |
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| Frozenkilt | Mar 24 2006, 02:42 PM Post #10 |
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
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You should have just looked at him and said "Ok...then do three reps with that if it's nothing." - Sean |
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| Olly Jackson | Mar 24 2006, 03:09 PM Post #11 |
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Please do not get me started ranting about people who work in gyms. Ive actually witnessed people come within inches of beating the crap out of one of the tossers who works in my gym on 3 occasions and heard of many more. Even Veganlifter, a.k.a 'The Pacifier' doesnt like him. And for that, I aliken him with Hitler. |
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| Caber McJock | Mar 24 2006, 03:50 PM Post #12 |
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I agree
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We have a whole section for this stuff! 2 things: 1. How the hell is a gym that doesn't allow any hard training going to put on a strongman comp? Have they even seen one? Why would you want to enter if they do? 2. "Breathing is allowed." Well that's generous. |
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| Jesse Snadden | Mar 24 2006, 04:08 PM Post #13 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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Most of these people worship Ronnie Coleman, so lets review ...
Ronnie uses Chalk, so did Arnold etc...
Ronnie listens to heavy hip hop that swear profusely
Light Weight Baby !!!
Well, that's a good thing so let's leave it alone
Probably for the best
Ronnie uses squat suits and inzer knee wraps and belts as seen on his 800x2 squat video.
Light weight baby !!! Aaaaarrrgggghhh !!! |
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| TAT 70 | Mar 26 2006, 09:07 PM Post #14 |
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
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I`m joining a gym this wk to do my overhead stuff at. If it is shite like the gym Kong lists then i`ll carry on in my garage. I squat /dead in my garage & will probably carry on doing so. I used to train at Kongs gym & he`s right theyre knobs. They used to leave me alone mostly though. As for string vests only wankers wear them anyway. |
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| ANDY OX | Mar 27 2006, 07:30 PM Post #15 |
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Not The Mama
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The more people that fuck these gym centres off and train in there garage or hardcore gym the quicker they'l shut down.There not interested in you so Fuck em. Garage training is the way forward,back to the good ole days.Get a few of ya together get a lock up all chip in.Oh and get a good padlock,thats my only worry,too much scum about. |
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| Raptor | Apr 27 2006, 05:00 PM Post #16 |
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I'm BUMPING this: i was doing a 300kg (no straps) knee height rack pull at this gym. Now instead of getting any congrats the trainer asks me to 'keep the noise down or you'll be banned'. Props to anyone who can lift 300kg without making any noise :blink: |
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| Welshdragon | Apr 27 2006, 07:14 PM Post #17 |
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ARMAGEDDON
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At that point I would have walked up to the personal trainer head butted him then carried on with my session! I got a little pissed off with a couple of string vest wearing tossers yesterday - waiting to use the power rack because they were deadlifting off the floor inside the rack - I was tempted to take a dump inside the rack to mark my territory
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| GRAFTER | Apr 27 2006, 07:26 PM Post #18 |
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no problem ;) allways lifted at home, so i get no complaints when i drop weight or listen to loud music, or stomp around grunting. |
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| TAT 70 | Apr 27 2006, 07:27 PM Post #19 |
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
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Your so refined you welsh boys.
Thats rich seeing as you were training with 1 of the other instructors from that gym. I can see why i train at home now ;) |
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| Raptor | Apr 27 2006, 07:49 PM Post #20 |
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That particular instructor had a good go at James aswell for making noise! He's prob just having a bad day. |
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| TAT 70 | Apr 27 2006, 07:58 PM Post #21 |
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
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1 of the first laws of buisness never bollock your staff in front of a customer ,take em out the back & give em a right shoeing. B) |
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| spacemountain2000 | Apr 28 2006, 05:32 AM Post #22 |
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Now you're boring us
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That should definitely hold you a place in line at the very least. |
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| Caber McJock | Apr 28 2006, 04:43 PM Post #23 |
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I agree
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Why? It doesn't look like you have anything new to add. |
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| Kikki | Apr 28 2006, 05:08 PM Post #24 |
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I smell something fishy... You say you pay your dues 'cuz the GayGym is putting on a Strongman Competition.. EXCUSE ME!!!! What kind of comp will they be able to arrange?? Fairy Cross The Mersey 2006 ?? :P Now, really.... :hug Silent Group Farmers ?? Partnercarry ?? "log" lift ??How 'bout TYRONE Flip, instead of Tyreflip?? or Small Fag Toss instead of Keg Toss And in the end, Winner takes anal??!!!
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| MaxPower | Apr 28 2006, 05:11 PM Post #25 |
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Follower of Branigann's Law
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Partnercarry ??
"log" lift ??
Small Fag Toss instead of Keg Toss
And in the end, Winner takes anal??!!!

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