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Rant about how GAY my gym is!; LOL
Topic Started: Mar 23 2006, 10:59 PM (534 Views)
Raptor
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Right, I need to vent about the gayness of my gym...

1. No chalk allowed
2. No swearing allowed
3. No loud behaviour allowed
4. No string vests allowed
5. No gear allowed in the gym - hmmmm?
6. No benching shirts or suits permitted in the gym
7. No noise while lifting, just breathing is permitted

And the ppl in it

1. Fat chicks
2. Male model trainers
3. Posers who are in the mirror all the time :flex
4. 'Gays' who moan when they get oil on their £100 training outfit :spaz

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Llamapower
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Why do you train there? There has to be a better option? If there really is NOTHING close by, then cancel your gym membership and buy an olympic weight set and a squat rack.

I train at two different gyms. The closest is 50 minutes drive, the furthest 90 minutes. There are closer gyms, but they suck. I made some decent progress training in my garage for about a year as well.
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Raptor
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Llamapower
Mar 23 2006, 11:06 PM
Why do you train there? There has to be a better option? If there really is NOTHING close by, then cancel your gym membership and buy an olympic weight set and a squat rack.

I train at two different gyms. The closest is 50 minutes drive, the furthest 90 minutes. There are closer gyms, but they suck. I made some decent progress training in my garage for about a year as well.

It's 10mins walk from my house, that's why!!!

I have no transport and they are running a strongman comp this year so i have to be a member to enter!

£30 a month is a lot to pay though for a comp, I know...;)

I'll def look into other gyms soon!
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MaxPower
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Sounds like any typical fitness center. I've been in a number just like that, and it sucks.


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Faheem Chauhan
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King Kong
Mar 23 2006, 11:59 PM

4. No string vests allowed


That's not such a bad thing! :azz
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veganlifter

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Mar 24 2006, 12:44 AM

It's 10mins walk from my house, that's why!!!

I have no transport and they are running a strongman comp this year so i have to be a member to enter!

£30 a month is a lot to pay though for a comp, I know...;)

I'll def look into other gyms soon!

hey your average gay person goes through tons more trouble and shit every day just by being gay and getting crap for it from people than your whiny excuses for training in that gym mate!

Whats the word for being more whiny than a metrosexual?

anyways, if chalk isn't allowed, whats the point in training there? Are there any exercises you can do without chalk? We would probably chalk up for fucking calf raises :D
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me_myself_and_i
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ive been asked to leave fitness first before for heavy deadlifting!!
they said i was putting other members safety at risk!!!!!!! :bang
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Frozenkilt
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How? Do they jump under the plates after you lock it out? :lol

- Sean
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me_myself_and_i
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lol a cpl of 9 stone runts (fitness first personal trainers)came running over making a right fucking seen.
one of them even said me doing 3 heavy reps is pointless and wont do nout.........to55er
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Frozenkilt
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
You should have just looked at him and said "Ok...then do three reps with that if it's nothing."

- Sean
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Olly Jackson
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Please do not get me started ranting about people who work in gyms. Ive actually witnessed people come within inches of beating the crap out of one of the tossers who works in my gym on 3 occasions and heard of many more.

Even Veganlifter, a.k.a 'The Pacifier' doesnt like him. And for that, I aliken him with Hitler.
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Caber McJock
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I agree
We have a whole section for this stuff!

2 things:

1. How the hell is a gym that doesn't allow any hard training going to put on a strongman comp? Have they even seen one? Why would you want to enter if they do?
2. "Breathing is allowed." Well that's generous.
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Jesse Snadden
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Most of these people worship Ronnie Coleman, so lets review ...

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1. No chalk allowed


Ronnie uses Chalk, so did Arnold etc...

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2. No swearing allowed


Ronnie listens to heavy hip hop that swear profusely

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3. No loud behaviour allowed


Light Weight Baby !!!

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4. No string vests allowed


Well, that's a good thing so let's leave it alone

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5. No gear allowed in the gym - hmmmm?


Probably for the best

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6. No benching shirts or suits permitted in the gym


Ronnie uses squat suits and inzer knee wraps and belts as seen on his 800x2 squat video.

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7. No noise while lifting, just breathing is permitted


Light weight baby !!! Aaaaarrrgggghhh !!!
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TAT 70
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
I`m joining a gym this wk to do my overhead stuff at.
If it is shite like the gym Kong lists then i`ll carry
on in my garage.
I squat /dead in my garage & will probably carry on
doing so.
I used to train at Kongs gym & he`s right theyre knobs.
They used to leave me alone mostly though.

As for string vests only wankers wear them anyway.
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ANDY OX
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The more people that fuck these gym centres off and train in there garage or hardcore gym the quicker they'l shut down.There not interested in you so Fuck em.
Garage training is the way forward,back to the good ole days.Get a few of ya together get a lock up all chip in.Oh and get a good padlock,thats my only worry,too much scum about.
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Raptor
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I'm BUMPING this:

i was doing a 300kg (no straps) knee height rack pull at this gym. Now instead of getting any congrats the trainer asks me to 'keep the noise down or you'll be banned'. Props to anyone who can lift 300kg without making any noise :blink:
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Welshdragon
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Apr 27 2006, 06:00 PM
I'm BUMPING this:

i was doing a 300kg (no straps) knee height rack pull at this gym. Now instead of getting any congrats the trainer asks me to 'keep the noise down or you'll be banned'. Props to anyone who can lift 300kg without making any noise :blink:

At that point I would have walked up to the personal trainer head butted him then carried on with my session!

I got a little pissed off with a couple of string vest wearing tossers yesterday - waiting to use the power rack because they were deadlifting off the floor inside the rack - I was tempted to take a dump inside the rack to mark my territory :bang
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GRAFTER
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Apr 27 2006, 06:00 PM
Props to anyone who can lift 300kg without making any noise.

no problem ;) :lol


allways lifted at home, so i get no complaints when i drop weight or listen to loud music, or stomp around grunting.
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TAT 70
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
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I was tempted to take a dump inside the rack to mark my territory 

Your so refined you welsh boys.

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the trainer asks me to 'keep the noise down or you'll be banned'

Thats rich seeing as you were training with 1 of the other instructors
from that gym.

I can see why i train at home now ;)
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Raptor
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That particular instructor had a good go at James aswell for making noise! He's prob just having a bad day.
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
1 of the first laws of buisness never bollock your
staff in front of a customer ,take em out the back
& give em a right shoeing.
B)
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spacemountain2000
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Welshdragon
Apr 27 2006, 02:14 PM
I was tempted to take a dump inside the rack to mark my territory

That should definitely hold you a place in line at the very least.
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Caber McJock
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I agree
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I'm BUMPING this:


Why? It doesn't look like you have anything new to add.
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Kikki
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I smell something fishy... You say you pay your dues 'cuz the GayGym is putting on a Strongman Competition..
EXCUSE ME!!!!

What kind of comp will they be able to arrange??

Fairy Cross The Mersey 2006 ?? :P

Now, really....
:hug Silent Group Farmers ??
:hump Partnercarry ??
:jerk "log" lift ??

How 'bout TYRONE Flip, instead of Tyreflip?? :lol

or

:toss Small Fag Toss instead of Keg Toss

:anal And in the end, Winner takes anal??!!!

:bang
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:rofl

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And in the end, Winner takes anal??!!!

:lol


:hahahahaha
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