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What would you say, Hi honey I'm home and I've a stiff one for you, would be the most impressive of the following?
Finding the wet spot on a fat chick, without rolling her in flour 1st 2 (11.1%)
Dave hauling his fat arseholiness out of bed (RealWorldStrength (TM)) 2 (11.1%)
450 KG powerlifting style deadlift by a dead person with only one eye and a serious hardon 0 (0%)
425 KG no no yes no no yes yes oh my no wait there you go style squat, harder, harder, YES YES, YOU STUD! Now put the kettle on be-atchy and make me a cup of tea, One sugar and not to much milk 4 (22.2%)
350 KG raw bench press with elbows way out and flat back, no pants and playing the banjo while singing the Finnish national anthom 1 (5.6%)
Riku 350 KG raw front one legged squat, pantsless 1 (5.6%)
225 KG log on, pantsless and raping a goat whilst the goats mother prepares scones with jam 3 (16.7%)
2000KG apollon stage 2 rocket motor clean & press while seated on the shitter 1 (5.6%)
250 KG Max Atlas stone shot putt in white frilly panties and wetting your pants 0 (0%)
475 KG hummer strict curl, pantsless with your head up a fat chicks arse with her singing the best of grease mega mix with a midget sucking on her nipples 0 (0%)
70000 KG silver dollar deadlift with no straps and pantsless with a mirror on the floor between your legs so everyone can admire your form on slow motion replay 0 (0%)
Traveling through time to stop Christopher Columbus from finding America and nailing his wife and the queen of spain at the same time 1 (5.6%)
Get a guy at a star trek convention laid, by a real woman, not a inflatable vulcan doll 3 (16.7%)
Finding a sober irishman 0 (0%)
benching MENDY pantsless 0 (0%)
Total Votes: 18
Whats the Most impressive?
Topic Started: Apr 22 2006, 01:58 AM (760 Views)
k2karakoram
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just some clarification. For those that don't know a no no no squat rerfers to a squat done high bar olympic style done rock bottom with no knee wraps,belt and of course no squat suit. Also when I saw raw front squat I basically mean done in the same style as the no no no squat (ie rock bottom with knee wraps, belt or suit).
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Frozenkilt
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
Can I be the first to say how pointless these kinds of polls are?

Maybe we should start up another "If you could only do one exercise" thread. Those always pack in a lot of value.

- Sean
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MaxPower
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Follower of Branigann's Law
Comparing apples to casaba melons.



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BarrelLifter
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Grey Hair Builds Strength... and looks good too!!
I was all set to vote but realized there's no 527 KG silver dollar deadlift!!
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MaxPower
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I'd like to vote for 'Hauling my fatass out of bed in the morning'. Now that is a impressive feat.


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k2karakoram
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"350 KG raw bench press with elbows way out and flat back"

LOL!! what would we do without a little r.k. robbo parody here and there eh? well anyway I thought it just might be interesting to see what the results would be even though kind of suspected that I would get some parody on this poll. oh well.
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Tom Jones
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Administrator and don't you bastards forget it
There is nothing pointless about this, However, I need to point out that polls , user names and taglines are being affected by a saftware bug thus things could change daily
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Caber McJock
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I agree
It's some sort of Invision bug, i expect. That sort of low brow humor is beneath the admin team.
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Caber McJock
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I agree
Wait a minute, what board is this again?
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Tom Jones
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Administrator and don't you bastards forget it
Once again we , the admin of this board, can only express are concern at this ongoing glich in the software. Please be patient whilst we try to rectify the problem
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Tom Jones
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Administrator and don't you bastards forget it
Best poll ever as is the SDF way.

P.s. This poll will be rigged so that the admins top choice will win.
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spacemountain2000
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Now you're boring us
Gotta go with the jam...
:woohoo
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Tom Jones
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Administrator and don't you bastards forget it
Yes one of mine . I mean shite frigging invision software
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Faheem Chauhan
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BWAHA!!
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k2karakoram
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my god what have i started? I bet this poll remains at the top for sometime
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