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| MaxPower | Apr 29 2006, 02:42 PM Post #1 |
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Follower of Branigann's Law
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments later, "Looks like the Andersons have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..." A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving." "Jason is on his skate board..." A few more moments; "The Coopers are having sex!" Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle, too." |
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| Expedite | Apr 30 2006, 11:35 AM Post #2 |
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I just tie my son to our 160 lbs Newfoundland dog, and throw a tennisball at them both..
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