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The Moral Of The Story
Topic Started: May 24 2006, 09:37 PM (58 Views)
Frozenkilt
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The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the teacher started asking students what they had been told.

"Joey, do you have a story with a moral to share?"

"Well, yes, Ma'am.", Joey started,"My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Carol."

"Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."

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- Sean
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:lol

Still makes me laugh.

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