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Stuff you shouldn't stick up your ass
Topic Started: Jul 1 2006, 12:52 AM (173 Views)
MaxPower
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MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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Faheem Chauhan
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Jamie
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"It's always the same thing..."

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Peter
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Letterman took a shot at this last night. His line was: "Apparently his cellmate told him to leave the light on." :grin
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GrantB
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Stuff you shouldn't stick up your ass


Umm...isn't that pretty much EVERYTHING?
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Jul 1 2006, 01:58 AM
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Well Doc you know how I told you I fell onto the hoover well you're never gonna beleive what's happened now! ;)
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No matter what anybody else tells you, the oil that smoked oysters are packed in does not make a good personal lubricant.
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