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Topic Started: Jul 27 2006, 02:22 PM (213 Views)
MaxPower
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1. Peanuts and MaxPower are beans!
2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal MaxPower.
3. MaxPower was named after MaxPower the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by MaxPower!
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that MaxPower is near.
6. The opposite sides of MaxPower always add up to seven.
7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but MaxPower can not.
8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like MaxPower.
9. MaxPower can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
10. MaxPower can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
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Caber McJock
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1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Caber!
2 .Caber can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
3. Pacman was originally called Caberman.
4. Caber is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Caber to stand for parliament.
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Caber.
7. In his entire life, Caber will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
8. Caber is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Caber'!
10. Antarctica is the only continent without Caber!


9 is my favorite.
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Jamie
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2 .Caber can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.


That's on a cheat day, right?
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Jamie
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1) Tradition allows women to propose to Jamie only during leap years.
2) Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jamie with his left foot.
3) Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Jamie!
4) While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jamie.
5) White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Jamie.
6) Jamie will often glow under UV light.
7) Over 46,000 pieces of Jamie float on every square mile of ocean.
8) Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Jamie in a day!
9) Jamie is 984 feet tall.
10) Jamie is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
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MaxPower
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Jul 27 2006, 11:05 AM
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2 .Caber can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.


That's on a cheat day, right?

Fuck, you know how much protien that is? :lol


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sqeezemasterflash
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1.) The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Sqeeze.
2.) Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Sqeeze.
3.) Sqeeze never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
4.) Finding Sqeeze on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
5.) Research indicates that Sqeeze will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
6.) Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Sqeeze.
7.) Sqeezeology is the study of Sqeeze.
8.) The risk of being struck by Sqeeze is one occurence every 9,300 years!
9.) Sqeeze is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
10.) It is bad luck to walk under Sqeeze.


Damn right on number 10
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Llamapower
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Colin has a bifurcated penis.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Colin!
Colin was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
If you chew gum while peeling Colin then it will stop you from crying.
Colin was declared extinct in 1902.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Colin!
Scientists have discovered that Colin can smell the presence of autism in children!
If you kiss Colin for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Colin!
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Colin, and 400 times smaller.


:lol at the first one and the last one!
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ANDY OX
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Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Andy Ox


:lol

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If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Andy Ox would be as small as a pea.



Sounds like something Dale would say to me. :P


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Andy Ox is worth his weight in gold - literally.


Damn right.
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Raptor
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1.In Japan, king kong can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified
by the government!

2.Apples are covered with a thin layer of king kong.

3.King kong can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!

4.Birds do not sleep in king kong, though they may rest in him from time to time.

5.King kong has a bifurcated penis.

6.There are 336 dimples on king kong.

7.If you lace king kong from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

8.Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of king kong every year!

9.During World War II, Americans tried to train king kong to drop bombs!

10.King kong can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
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Raptor
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this one's the best one, truly takes the piss out of bodybuilding

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bodybuilders!

1.Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are bodybuilders!

2.Bodybuilders are the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

3.During World War II, Americans tried to train bodybuilders to drop bombs!

4.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat bodybuilders'!

5.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating bodybuilders from each salad served in first class.

6.Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by bodybuilders.

7.Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on bodybuilders.

8.Bodybuilders can use only about ten percent of their brain.

9.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but bodybuilders can not.

10.Bodybuilders have a bifurcated penis.


:lol at number 9!
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d320kg
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A Darylometer is used to measure Daryl.
Daryl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
Daryl can sleep with one eye open!
Daryl has four noses.
Baby swans are called Daryl.
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Daryl!
Daryl can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Daryl.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Daryl is blue.
It can take Daryl several days to move just through one tree.



#3 is the absolute truth, lol. Is someone spying on me? :azz
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McLifter
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about McLifter!

Ideally, McLifter should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating McLifter from each salad served in first class!
McLifter is the world's largest rodent.
McLifter is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
Donald Duck's middle name is McLifter.
India tested its first nuclear McLifter in 1974!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about McLifter.
The opposite sides of McLifter always add up to seven!
It took McLifter 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
During severe windstorms, McLifter may sway several feet to either side!

I didn't think I would laugh this hard. :dance

McLifter
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BojanD
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1)Bojan can be seen from space.
2)The liquid inside bojan can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
3)You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching bojan.
4)Bojan was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
5)If you chew gum while peeling bojan then it will stop you from crying.
6)The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes bojan.
7)Olive oil was used for washing bojan in the ancient Mediterranean world.
8)Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of bojan every year!
9)The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than bojan.
10)Half a cup of bojan contains only seventeen calories
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